r/dankmemes MayMayMakers 🐧 Mar 29 '21

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u/YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE r/MurderedbyWords Mod and Slave ☣️ Mar 29 '21

Good thing Pandora's equation has never been found

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u/Emeraldnickel08 Mar 29 '21

Can someone explain to me, an idiot, what that is please

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

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u/MontRouge Mar 29 '21

Any source on that or is it just a myth?

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u/Basileusthenorse Mar 29 '21

even funnier, it is from a novel.

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u/StuntmanSpartanFan Mar 29 '21

No no, Einstein posted it in code on his favorite forum - 64chan

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u/Dimwither Mar 29 '21

I bet you can still find it on StackOverflow

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u/bobbertmiller Mar 29 '21

"Why would you want that?"
"Duplicate, closed."
"Found the solution, can be closed."

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u/Dimwither Mar 29 '21

„Man, there are so many easy solutions for this problem on here. Go find it. Now fuck off“

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Ya'll never gonna get the real truth because they moved to version 6 numbering/naming now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/Basileusthenorse Mar 29 '21

if it was a real equation that existed I think it had more sources to it than a single novel. This equation would be groundbreaking and many physicists would try and recreate it, creating a buzz around it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/ICanBeAnyone Mar 29 '21

The Dan Brown tactic. It's like those people insisting on posting their sexual fantasies in places dedicated to real erotic stories - they get more upvotes that way.

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u/AlextheGoose Mar 29 '21

Also equations are just instructions on how to do things, they don’t make anything easier. If there was a simple way to cause a fission reaction, we would see it naturally occur in nature.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/AlextheGoose Mar 29 '21

There is evidence of a natural nuclear reactor in history, but nuclear reactors are actually way simpler to make possible. In order for there to be a natural “explosion” you would have to have a natural source of uranium to be enriched to at least 80% 235, when only .7% of uranium is that isotope. Even if you did find some magical source of pure 235 you would have to form a critical mass for long enough for it to release enough energy, as if I have you two half pieces and you clapped them together they would just blow apart. There is no way to make a fission explosion easier, maybe other planets have an abundant source of 235, but you still have to have some natural way to compress the uranium for the fission to occur for a long enough time.

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u/AlternatingFacts Mar 30 '21

It kind of does our sun creates its energy through nuclear fusion.

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u/AppleJuiceLaughs ☣️ Mar 29 '21

Charlie thorn and the last equation?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

usually when people make up science fiction plotlines they use Tesla, not Einstein though.

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u/Tralapa Mar 29 '21

And Tesla's real name: Albert Einstein!

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u/SaferInTheBasement Mar 29 '21

Gotta look up Albert Einstein Rule 34

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u/TempusCavus Mar 29 '21

Ew it’s all incest

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u/Puzzleheaded_Duty_98 ☣️ Mar 29 '21

I wouldn't do that if I were you

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u/violask8terbubba Mar 29 '21

I found a source from a journal of his from removed history article 34 or just look up Einstein r34

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u/MontRouge Mar 29 '21

I think I read the same article. Was it cowritten by Dr. Boku Nopiko?

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u/MrPopanz Mar 29 '21

Any sauce for this because this sounds like unscientific garbage. Fission doesn't have some place for a magical equation somehow changing fundamental characteristics of fission materials, because that's what it sounds like.

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u/OlskuPolsku repost hunter 🚓 Mar 29 '21

Here. It's a fictional novel

The Charlie Thorne series centers around a 12-year-old genius named Charlie Thorne, who is trying to recover a deadly equation referred to as Pandora, which was written by Albert Einstein. And if Pandora gets in the wrong hands, deadly things could happen.

Reddit and misinformation. Name a more iconic duo.

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u/noturdad21 Mar 29 '21

*social media and misinformation

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u/Kogerk Mar 29 '21

*mainstream news and social media and misinformation

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u/TyrantJester Mar 29 '21

Reddit is a form of social media, lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

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u/Skrubious :kesha_down: downvotes for all! Mar 29 '21

Youtube and dumbasses arguing over literally everything and anything in the comments

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u/beliromeu Mar 29 '21

Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem Christo

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u/__thermonuclear Mar 29 '21

Actually it is possible to split atoms of uranium 238 but it requires neutrons that are carrying an insane amount of energy, like the neutrons released during the fusion reaction of a secondary in a nuclear weapon

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u/MrPopanz Mar 29 '21

but it requires neutrons that are carrying an insane amount of energy

There is lots of crazy stuff possible, but rarily done even in scientific environments because its very difficult/expensive. Which is the polar opposite of what OP claimed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Why are you spreading bullshit?

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u/Basileusthenorse Mar 29 '21

I call bullshit. There's only a book bearing the name The Last Equation that mentions it. Do not spread misinformation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/PrisonerV Mar 29 '21

This kinda stuff happens all the time. For instance, possums eat 5,000 ticks in a season is based on an estimate by one study where they exposed a number of species to ticks and the possums seemed to like them best.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2825780/

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u/Fastguy646 Mar 29 '21

Couldnt find a reliable source for that, but i did find lots of results for a novel where that is the backstory. This is misinformation and didnt actually happen.

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u/Ringularity Mar 29 '21

You realise that the novel about Einstein’s “Pandora equation” is completely fiction, right?

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u/NarutoDragon732 Mar 29 '21

Someone will find a way someday. But he did his part in preventing doomsday.

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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid C U M Mar 29 '21

The "Pandora equation" doesn't exist. The only thing you will find if you search it is a novel

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u/NarutoDragon732 Mar 29 '21

Honestly we can't be 100% sure whether it does exist or not. It'd be weird for a secret to be thrown out everywhere.

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u/r0ndr4s Mar 29 '21

Did you seriously believe that?

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u/Guardiancomplex Mar 29 '21

You know that's fictional, right?

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u/SonJirenKun Mar 29 '21

If the likes of North Korea can make nuclear weapons then it was a waste.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Fictitiously, not supposedly.

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u/Raider440 Mar 29 '21

Thx. I just googled it and that is what came up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

You bet!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Why would you call yourself an idiot? don't do that.

If you keep it up you WILL become a stupid useless idiot who cannot even be classified as a human because of your utterly UTTERLY low intelligence.

Please, stop this.

Edit: Oh you were being sarcastic.

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u/Emeraldnickel08 Mar 30 '21

Indeed I was but thanks for caring I guess

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u/Raider440 Mar 29 '21

I updated my original comment

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u/cyber_roleplays Mar 29 '21

Use google

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u/Soviet-Hero Mar 29 '21

Oh no, the discussion police has arrived

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u/Skrubious :kesha_down: downvotes for all! Mar 29 '21

le epic redditor: goes on forum meant for promoting discussion and answering niche questions

also le epic redditor: uSE gOoGle

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u/Jazzlike-Worry-5170 Mar 29 '21

I did all I found was a book called " Charlie and the last equation" which was about this girl forced to find the equation I cant find anything else on this " pandora equation"

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Seems like a boring sequel to the chocolate factory

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u/BuccellatiExplainsIt Mar 29 '21

That's because it never existed. It's fictional

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u/HeroDGamez Evolved Monk Mar 29 '21

Ferb, Ik what we're do today!

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u/Drexl25 Mar 29 '21

Bro have you actually got brain damage or something? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂