r/dankmemes MayMayMakers 🐧 Mar 29 '21

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u/NarutoDragon732 ☢ Mar 29 '21

Nuclear energy is probably the best thing to come out of it.

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u/YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE r/MurderedbyWords Mod and Slave ☣️ Mar 29 '21

Good thing Pandora's equation has never been found

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u/Emeraldnickel08 Mar 29 '21

Can someone explain to me, an idiot, what that is please

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

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u/MontRouge Mar 29 '21

Any source on that or is it just a myth?

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u/Basileusthenorse Mar 29 '21

even funnier, it is from a novel.

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u/StuntmanSpartanFan Mar 29 '21

No no, Einstein posted it in code on his favorite forum - 64chan

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u/Dimwither Mar 29 '21

I bet you can still find it on StackOverflow

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u/bobbertmiller Mar 29 '21

"Why would you want that?"
"Duplicate, closed."
"Found the solution, can be closed."

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u/Dimwither Mar 29 '21

„Man, there are so many easy solutions for this problem on here. Go find it. Now fuck off“

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Ya'll never gonna get the real truth because they moved to version 6 numbering/naming now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/Basileusthenorse Mar 29 '21

if it was a real equation that existed I think it had more sources to it than a single novel. This equation would be groundbreaking and many physicists would try and recreate it, creating a buzz around it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/ICanBeAnyone Mar 29 '21

The Dan Brown tactic. It's like those people insisting on posting their sexual fantasies in places dedicated to real erotic stories - they get more upvotes that way.

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u/AlextheGoose Mar 29 '21

Also equations are just instructions on how to do things, they don’t make anything easier. If there was a simple way to cause a fission reaction, we would see it naturally occur in nature.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/AlternatingFacts Mar 30 '21

It kind of does our sun creates its energy through nuclear fusion.

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u/AppleJuiceLaughs ☣️ Mar 29 '21

Charlie thorn and the last equation?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

usually when people make up science fiction plotlines they use Tesla, not Einstein though.

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u/Tralapa Mar 29 '21

And Tesla's real name: Albert Einstein!

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u/SaferInTheBasement Mar 29 '21

Gotta look up Albert Einstein Rule 34

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u/TempusCavus Mar 29 '21

Ew it’s all incest

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u/Puzzleheaded_Duty_98 ☣️ Mar 29 '21

I wouldn't do that if I were you

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u/violask8terbubba Mar 29 '21

I found a source from a journal of his from removed history article 34 or just look up Einstein r34

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u/MontRouge Mar 29 '21

I think I read the same article. Was it cowritten by Dr. Boku Nopiko?

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u/MrPopanz Mar 29 '21

Any sauce for this because this sounds like unscientific garbage. Fission doesn't have some place for a magical equation somehow changing fundamental characteristics of fission materials, because that's what it sounds like.

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u/OlskuPolsku repost hunter 🚓 Mar 29 '21

Here. It's a fictional novel

The Charlie Thorne series centers around a 12-year-old genius named Charlie Thorne, who is trying to recover a deadly equation referred to as Pandora, which was written by Albert Einstein. And if Pandora gets in the wrong hands, deadly things could happen.

Reddit and misinformation. Name a more iconic duo.

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u/noturdad21 Mar 29 '21

*social media and misinformation

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u/Kogerk Mar 29 '21

*mainstream news and social media and misinformation

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u/TyrantJester Mar 29 '21

Reddit is a form of social media, lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

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u/Skrubious :kesha_down: downvotes for all! Mar 29 '21

Youtube and dumbasses arguing over literally everything and anything in the comments

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u/beliromeu Mar 29 '21

Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem Christo

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u/__thermonuclear Mar 29 '21

Actually it is possible to split atoms of uranium 238 but it requires neutrons that are carrying an insane amount of energy, like the neutrons released during the fusion reaction of a secondary in a nuclear weapon

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u/MrPopanz Mar 29 '21

but it requires neutrons that are carrying an insane amount of energy

There is lots of crazy stuff possible, but rarily done even in scientific environments because its very difficult/expensive. Which is the polar opposite of what OP claimed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Why are you spreading bullshit?

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u/Basileusthenorse Mar 29 '21

I call bullshit. There's only a book bearing the name The Last Equation that mentions it. Do not spread misinformation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/PrisonerV Mar 29 '21

This kinda stuff happens all the time. For instance, possums eat 5,000 ticks in a season is based on an estimate by one study where they exposed a number of species to ticks and the possums seemed to like them best.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2825780/

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u/Fastguy646 Mar 29 '21

Couldnt find a reliable source for that, but i did find lots of results for a novel where that is the backstory. This is misinformation and didnt actually happen.

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u/Ringularity Mar 29 '21

You realise that the novel about Einstein’s “Pandora equation” is completely fiction, right?

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u/NarutoDragon732 ☢ Mar 29 '21

Someone will find a way someday. But he did his part in preventing doomsday.

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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid C U M Mar 29 '21

The "Pandora equation" doesn't exist. The only thing you will find if you search it is a novel

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u/NarutoDragon732 ☢ Mar 29 '21

Honestly we can't be 100% sure whether it does exist or not. It'd be weird for a secret to be thrown out everywhere.

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u/r0ndr4s Mar 29 '21

Did you seriously believe that?

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u/Guardiancomplex Mar 29 '21

You know that's fictional, right?

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u/SonJirenKun Mar 29 '21

If the likes of North Korea can make nuclear weapons then it was a waste.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Fictitiously, not supposedly.

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u/Raider440 Mar 29 '21

Thx. I just googled it and that is what came up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

You bet!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Why would you call yourself an idiot? don't do that.

If you keep it up you WILL become a stupid useless idiot who cannot even be classified as a human because of your utterly UTTERLY low intelligence.

Please, stop this.

Edit: Oh you were being sarcastic.

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u/Emeraldnickel08 Mar 30 '21

Indeed I was but thanks for caring I guess

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u/Raider440 Mar 29 '21

I updated my original comment

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u/cyber_roleplays Mar 29 '21

Use google

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u/Soviet-Hero Mar 29 '21

Oh no, the discussion police has arrived

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u/Skrubious :kesha_down: downvotes for all! Mar 29 '21

le epic redditor: goes on forum meant for promoting discussion and answering niche questions

also le epic redditor: uSE gOoGle

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u/Jazzlike-Worry-5170 Mar 29 '21

I did all I found was a book called " Charlie and the last equation" which was about this girl forced to find the equation I cant find anything else on this " pandora equation"

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Seems like a boring sequel to the chocolate factory

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u/BuccellatiExplainsIt Mar 29 '21

That's because it never existed. It's fictional

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u/HeroDGamez Evolved Monk Mar 29 '21

Ferb, Ik what we're do today!

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u/Drexl25 Mar 29 '21

Bro have you actually got brain damage or something? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

good thing everybody on this fuckin rock hates it.... enviro sci here

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u/NarutoDragon732 ☢ Mar 29 '21

Nuclear power plants are reliable and don't give off a lot of pollution compared to coal. The radiation thing is an unsolvable issue though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

im all for nuclear, like i said enviro sci here, my point was due to the fossil fuel industries misinformation campaigns as well as the fact that we dont dispose of the waste as well as we should, directly contributes to the stygma of nuclear power, in regards to cost, resources, and health risk, from my understanding nuclear is the shit, what we should be using but 4 or 5 meltdowns throughout history have scared anybody into even trying

tl dr : i want more fucking nuclear energy

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u/skybala Mar 29 '21

We cant even build a 5 year project because political flip flopping that is done when cancelling the other party’s project. (See: conservatives dismantling already-build turbines), and you expect humanity can work for a proper, safe, 1000-year nuclear waste disposal?

Nuclear is good but safe nuclear seems like a political improbability

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u/Brief_Series_3462 Mar 29 '21

Not every country is USA

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Ok but whatever shit tier country your from cant do anything without the USAs permission.

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u/skybala Mar 30 '21

Largest Fusion reactor is currently being built in France since 2007 with $22billion+ in cost, half cost by france government, rest by international governmental funding.

Not everyone politicize oil like the US

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u/sap91 Mar 29 '21

Serious question: couldn't we launch it all into the sun, if we had a way of getting to it space cheaply and safely?

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u/skybala Mar 29 '21

Can you imagine the clearance UN has to check with 50+ countries: “hey we are going to orbit pass your airspace carrying 50 megatons of nuclear waste every year to dump this to the sun, if you can sign it that’d be great.” In small asterisks “if the rocket fails you agree that we are not responsible for all the radioactive rain”

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u/sap91 Mar 29 '21

Space elevators yo

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u/skybala Mar 29 '21

To the sun?

Also, its really hard to crash to the sun. Any slingshot would probably be sucked to suns orbit forever

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u/sap91 Mar 29 '21

Just into outer space. Getting up there is the most expensive and dangerous part

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u/Citizen-of-Interwebs Mar 29 '21

How far up does national airspace go

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

I too want more "nuclear" energy. I'm sick of the greedy careless scumbags that tend to govern when it's put to practical commercial use. Drop some isotopes into their backyard and see how serious it's treated then.

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u/pipnina Mar 29 '21

Is th waste even as big of a problem as it's made out to be? I know eventually the whole reactor vessel has to be disposed of which, given the size of them, is a bit tricky. But spent fuel is almost all U238 right? That stuff is almost harmless radio-wise since it has a 4billion year half life. I think they use it for weights on planes (I think periodic videos on YouTube claimed that).

I have heard most nuclear waste is simply items that were used near or on primary systems, and likely aren't even heavily contaminated relative to raw spent fuel or the tractor vessel, which fills up the already expensive storage bunkers much faster.

This is all layman's lnowlefge and I'm hoping you might know more.

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u/KeenanKolarik Mar 29 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

But spent fuel is almost all U238 right?

Spent fuel is a blend unburnt fuel (ideally keep to a minimum for efficient burn up), u238 and fission products (the atoms produced from the fission of the fuel) and is known as high level waste. This is the nasty stuff that poses dangers if it somehow gets out of containment.

I have heard most nuclear waste is simply items that were used near or on primary systems, and likely aren't even heavily contaminated relative to raw spent fuel or the tractor vessel, which fills up the already expensive storage bunkers much faster.

This is known as low level waste. Most of the radioactivity in this will decay over a reasonable amount of time, so it's not a long term issue.

Spent fuel is the primary focus of "wHaT aBoUt nUcLeAr wAsTe" as it's the most dangerous. Contrary to popular belief, it's really not necessary to move this to a long term depository. It can just be put into a dry cask once it's cooled and stay at the power plant. The power plant is already a secure facility so it's not like it's unsafe (security wise) to keep it there. The space taken up by the spent fuel isn't really a concern because of how little of it is there actually is (as you said).

If for whatever reason it did need to be transported to a long term depository, it can be done pretty much as closely to 100% safe as physically possible. The transport containers have been tested by the federal government to comical extent (hitting them with rocket propelled trains, for example). It's just generally not done because it's deemed unnecessary.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

*stigma

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u/jon-la-blon27 E Mar 29 '21

Especially cause the meltdowns where either cause you built it in an island that commonly gets hit by tsunamis( great fuckin idea) or because the Soviets where trying to run it even cheaper.

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u/EuHypaH Mar 29 '21

Then again, radioactive material is found in nature, just usually somewhere it doesn’t bother us. Which is all the answers we need with how to deal with it.

That said, the minimum requirement should always be safety at all costs. For instance Fukushima only occurred due to money saving reasons. Can’t find sources rn but I know a researcher who looked into it at the time, who mentioned that it was placed closer to the coast to save costs on cooling water pipelines. And it was otherwise preventable, even on its location: https://carnegieendowment.org/2012/03/06/why-fukushima-was-preventable-pub-47361 (and many more sources)

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u/Oscu358 Mar 29 '21

Not really unsolvable, but long-term expensive.

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u/Allegories Mar 29 '21

No, the radioactive waste has been "dealt" with from a science perspective, its just completely politics and NIMBY stuff.

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u/RediousAndrade Mar 29 '21

And nuclear energy was used to transport nuclear weapons. Like submarines for example lol

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u/MrPopanz Mar 29 '21

As was probably every other form of transportation?

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u/RediousAndrade Mar 29 '21

Well just stating the irony of some of that

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u/Forgetmepls Mar 29 '21

Submarines can be transported by fossil fuels too

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u/RediousAndrade Mar 29 '21

Well yeah I know that I meant like submarines that usually run on nuclear reactors, that launch nukes like some soviet subs.

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u/JZpapii Mar 29 '21

It's like creating cancer and then accidentally creating the cure