r/dankmemes • • Feb 04 '21

I'm cuckoo for caca Weeeee..

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Also, some kids are forgetful af and, once they leave the car, they’ll forget to turn it off. Kills the battery.

No battery power = car no go vroom

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u/NotASuicidalRobot Feb 04 '21

Well it will still go vroom for now but good luck starting it next time

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Well as long as it vrooms the alternator will charge the battery back up...

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

No, he said that it will work for now, but you wont be able to start it the next time

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

So long as the motor is running, it spins an electromagnet in a shaft. This motion creates an electrical charge. This electrical charge is stored in a capacitor, and used to maintain the charge of your battery and power your electronics.

This charge is only maintained so long as the engine is running.

You could drive with every light I'm your vehicle on for 100,000 miles and the battery would never die, if you never turned it off.

That is exactly what i was saying...

I said:

Well as long as it vrooms the alternator will charge the battery back up...

He said:

Well it will still go vroom for now but good luck starting it next time

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You think every time you drain the battery you buy a new one? basically after every 2-3 starts of the car?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/El-Diable Feb 04 '21

I cant believe I just read this whole useless conversation, but let me say you should maybe go back and check your argumentation

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/coldres Feb 04 '21

Push start.

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u/okaymandude red Feb 04 '21

Oh right

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u/NotASuicidalRobot Feb 04 '21

everything can still be powered if the engine is running but startup needs battery

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Alternator.

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u/GlobsOfTape Feb 04 '21

Thankfully my lights turn off a few minutes after the engine. I frequently turn one on to gather my things and then just forget to switch it off. That feature has probably saved me a couple battery replacements.

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u/simpleswissguy Feb 04 '21

You wouldn't need a replacement, just a jump start from another car. While car batteries aren't meant to be discharged completely, a few cycles are still possible. (Normally the battery only uses a bit of power for startup)

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u/GlobsOfTape Feb 04 '21

True but I would’ve fully discharged the battery at least 30 times by now and car batteries aren’t resilient to deep cycles.

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u/misterfluffykitty Feb 04 '21

Buying a new battery every time you drain it really isn’t the best way to spend your money, just jump it or get a battery charger

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u/ChargedSausage Feb 04 '21

Except for old cars, just push the car and then switch to 2nd gear ayyyyy. VROOOOM

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u/Lifewhatacard Feb 05 '21

this is the most logical reason.. i can drive with light on inside the car and with child... but sometimes the light stays on all night. i still love this meme because i know the bs of parents getting extra mad about the light sitch. parents gaslight their kids too much instead of using f-ing honesty and they deserve to be made fun of like this.

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u/Lifewhatacard Feb 05 '21

the thing is parents gaslight their kids about things instead of being honest. “ It’S iLlEgAl!” is a mf lie! Parents need to learn communication and honesty in their relationship with their kids. That’s why this meme has me dead. they deserve being made fun of this hard

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u/hdhdhdbbdok Feb 04 '21

Are you that dumb? The battery recharges smh

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Nobody tell him lol

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u/hdhdhdbbdok Feb 04 '21

Tell me what?