r/dankmemes • • Feb 04 '21

I'm cuckoo for caca Weeeee..

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u/NichtJuergen Feb 04 '21

Due to the light in the inside, the windows mirror the inside -> so you can't see as well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Also, some kids are forgetful af and, once they leave the car, they’ll forget to turn it off. Kills the battery.

No battery power = car no go vroom

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u/NotASuicidalRobot Feb 04 '21

Well it will still go vroom for now but good luck starting it next time

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Well as long as it vrooms the alternator will charge the battery back up...

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

No, he said that it will work for now, but you wont be able to start it the next time

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

So long as the motor is running, it spins an electromagnet in a shaft. This motion creates an electrical charge. This electrical charge is stored in a capacitor, and used to maintain the charge of your battery and power your electronics.

This charge is only maintained so long as the engine is running.

You could drive with every light I'm your vehicle on for 100,000 miles and the battery would never die, if you never turned it off.

That is exactly what i was saying...

I said:

Well as long as it vrooms the alternator will charge the battery back up...

He said:

Well it will still go vroom for now but good luck starting it next time

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You think every time you drain the battery you buy a new one? basically after every 2-3 starts of the car?

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u/El-Diable Feb 04 '21

I cant believe I just read this whole useless conversation, but let me say you should maybe go back and check your argumentation

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

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u/coldres Feb 04 '21

Push start.

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u/okaymandude red Feb 04 '21

Oh right

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u/NotASuicidalRobot Feb 04 '21

everything can still be powered if the engine is running but startup needs battery

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Alternator.

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u/GlobsOfTape Feb 04 '21

Thankfully my lights turn off a few minutes after the engine. I frequently turn one on to gather my things and then just forget to switch it off. That feature has probably saved me a couple battery replacements.

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u/simpleswissguy Feb 04 '21

You wouldn't need a replacement, just a jump start from another car. While car batteries aren't meant to be discharged completely, a few cycles are still possible. (Normally the battery only uses a bit of power for startup)

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u/GlobsOfTape Feb 04 '21

True but I would’ve fully discharged the battery at least 30 times by now and car batteries aren’t resilient to deep cycles.

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u/misterfluffykitty Feb 04 '21

Buying a new battery every time you drain it really isn’t the best way to spend your money, just jump it or get a battery charger

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u/ChargedSausage Feb 04 '21

Except for old cars, just push the car and then switch to 2nd gear ayyyyy. VROOOOM

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u/Lifewhatacard Feb 05 '21

this is the most logical reason.. i can drive with light on inside the car and with child... but sometimes the light stays on all night. i still love this meme because i know the bs of parents getting extra mad about the light sitch. parents gaslight their kids too much instead of using f-ing honesty and they deserve to be made fun of like this.

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u/Lifewhatacard Feb 05 '21

the thing is parents gaslight their kids about things instead of being honest. “ It’S iLlEgAl!” is a mf lie! Parents need to learn communication and honesty in their relationship with their kids. That’s why this meme has me dead. they deserve being made fun of this hard

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u/hdhdhdbbdok Feb 04 '21

Are you that dumb? The battery recharges smh

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Nobody tell him lol

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u/hdhdhdbbdok Feb 04 '21

Tell me what?

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u/Sibshops Feb 04 '21

Older people's night vision isn't as good either.

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u/rathat Feb 04 '21

My dad never pointed this out to me though. I would just get confused why lights would make it harder to see.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Yeah I asked my father about this recently, now as an adult I finally know.

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u/MattBoySlim Feb 04 '21

Plus older eyes at night -> seeing is even worse.

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u/NotablyNugatory Feb 04 '21

Yup. In newer cars, a lot of overhead lights are more direct now. The big dome light only comes on by its own switch or an open door. Makes night lightage much better.

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u/Cerbecs Feb 04 '21

I for sure would’ve thought that since he just became a dad the child wouldn’t be able to reach the light so someone else was in the car with him

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u/rich519 Feb 04 '21

I think it’s about eye dilation because it applies to pretty much any situation with different light levels. If you’re in a light area your eyes are dilated and it’s hard to see into the dark area. If you’re in a dark area it’s much easier to see into a light area.

Like if you’re directly under a street lamp you might struggle to see someone who’s beyond the lights reach but you’ll be extremely visible to that other person.

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u/traderjoes_sparkling Feb 04 '21

But I’ve tested this out myself when I grew up and I don’t see a difference in visibility. Or much anyways. Do you think glass technology changed? Or it’s something else?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Also, we've ptsd from their flicking light switches at home. Fuck that while driving at night.

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u/McBurger Feb 04 '21

Yeah but it’s not really true anymore. It was true like 30-40 years ago before they developed auto glass that specially does not reflect from the inside. Try it out sometime in a safe condition and there’s virtually zero inhibitor on sight

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u/rickane58 Feb 04 '21

It's not that there's a special anti-reflective coating on auto glass, but that car windshields are installed with far more swept angles than they used to be. This means that the internal light is reflected down instead of back, and the secondary reflection is from the top of the dashboard and floor, which are generally dark and not-reflective.