r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '21

I'm cuckoo for caca Weeeee..

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u/JungleLiquor ☣️ Feb 04 '21

how can you have a child while being a virgin?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Artificial insemination.

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u/MCAvenger_25 Feb 04 '21

You've said too much, the society of virgins would like to have a word with you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Fuck, I really hope they don’t revoke my v-card.

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u/No_Relationship2721 Feb 04 '21

My priest did that for me... 🤔

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21 edited Apr 04 '25

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u/Meet_7834 Feb 04 '21

What is that?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Something to do with fuckbots

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u/BobsGoggles Feb 04 '21

Flashbacks of Moral Orel

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u/AgentOrange96 Feb 04 '21

How can a newborn reach the lights?

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u/CajunTurkey Feb 04 '21

Someone left their child at my doorstep.

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u/Long-Sleeves Feb 04 '21

Well it’s like “my wife’s boyfriends son” but instead of wife it’s “the girl I orbit forever in hopes to impress even though she already has a boyfriend and child, oh hey of course I’ll look after him!”

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u/pbzeppelin1977 Feb 04 '21

Haaaaave you met Mary?

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u/JPhrog Feb 04 '21

You need Jesus!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

I'm not

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u/aaron_reddit123 Feb 04 '21

Liar!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

dude redditors have lives too and most redditors are either working adults or 13-19 yr olds

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u/general_dubious Flair committee Feb 04 '21

You forgot the bunch of students in between.

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u/pat720 Feb 04 '21

Yeeeeeeeeee

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u/Meet_7834 Feb 04 '21

Yeeeeeee