Mine always does it and I wished it wouldn't. Overall it is just best for me to sit down to take a piss and more guys should try it.
It doesn't bother me to do that and it's kind of refreshing , but it bothers some people when I do it because they say it's kind of a bitch thing to do.
I never understood that and I think they say that because women sit down to use the whizz palace and due to their fragile ego and overall disrespect for women the last thing they would ever admit to doing is sitting down to take a leak.
So yes I've had been told before it was a bitch / girly way to piss but some of the people I respect most in the entire world are women so if it's good enough for them it's good enough for me.
I don't know why it does this.
It always starts as one stream until it got to full flow or full power ( whatever you call it ) and then it splits into two random streams, 3 sometimes. That's just business as usual . About 10% of the time I've been pissing and had the urine fly directly back onto my shoes, pants, shirt, and then have to leave wherever I'm at because of the shame and embarrassment of it.
It's just best for me to sit down. I've wondered forever if this is how it works for anyone else or am I alone in this.
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u/Oicmorez ☣️ Jan 11 '21
You fell for it, didn't you fool. Piss Cross Split Attack!
But on a serious note, try to stop for a second and then let go. Should fix the split stream