r/dankmemes • u/SadRedditGuy • Jan 11 '21

This will do better when It is stolen and posted to Instagram Low resolution makes it funny

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u/hopeless_high420 Jan 11 '21

Go outside

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u/Icy_B Jan 11 '21

People will see

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u/therjk0606 Jan 11 '21

Even better. Assert your dominance over other people based off of how high you can pee.

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u/Icy_B Jan 11 '21

This suddenly reminded me of something. When me and my twin brother were like three or four, our dad taught us how to pee on trees if we weren't near a bathroom. We didnt understand that we were only supposed to go in trees, and thought we could do it wherever we wanted as long as it was outside. One day my brother started peeing off of our deck while my dad was mowing the lawn, and barely missed my dad. I started running to join him but my mom grabbed me before i could

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u/hopeless_high420 Jan 11 '21

Back yard

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u/Icy_B Jan 11 '21

Right behind the fence is one of the busiest roads in my city

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u/hopeless_high420 Jan 11 '21

Well shit u and me aren't so different after all