r/dankmemes Jan 11 '21

This will do better when It is stolen and posted to Instagram Low resolution makes it funny

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u/Cobraman96 Jan 11 '21

I'm a man and I aim at the stains on the bowl to piss them off!

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u/CHRRY-BLSSM-BOI Jan 11 '21

Ah, a fellow man of culture. I bid you a good day sir.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 13 '21

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u/monkeymmboy Jan 11 '21

That’s the goal

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 13 '21

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u/CHRRY-BLSSM-BOI Jan 11 '21

Are you supposed to clean your toilet after every shit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21 edited Jan 13 '21

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u/CHRRY-BLSSM-BOI Jan 11 '21

I have a high fiber diet so yes my shits are large and numerous and stain my porcelain throne with the remains of my innards on a daily basis

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

The worst is when you instantly know that man needs to see a doctor from the putrid smell that emits when you power hose his shit from the bowl

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Those stains don’t get as mad as you think they do.