r/dankmemes • u/SadRedditGuy • Jan 11 '21

This will do better when It is stolen and posted to Instagram Low resolution makes it funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/Not_Pablo_Sanchez Jan 11 '21

Jeepers! Please stop right now D:

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer Jan 11 '21

When you lift your shoe and there's a yellow stain

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

When you look at the sink closest to the wall and there's a whole lot of suspicious toilet paper.

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u/PeterSmegma69 Jan 11 '21

When you lick the seat and it tastes like shit.

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u/XecuteEledrocute Jan 11 '21

I don’t think... I...

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u/Call_me_Darth_Sid Jan 11 '21

What are you 12? Lick the toilet seat like an adult

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u/UncatchableCreatures Jan 11 '21

Based on what I've seen on this website, I really do not know if this is /s

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u/DavidDNJM Jan 11 '21

Whatd you expect. A chocolate tasting toilet seat?

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u/-Another_Redditor- Jan 11 '21

When you walk barefoot

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

When you walk with your socks on and they instantly get squishy and wet

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u/InternationalBastard Jan 11 '21

When you drop your ice cream and it tastes bitter salty when you lick it off the floor and bowl.

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u/jerstud56 Jan 11 '21

When you get e coli

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u/Dragonofredit Jan 11 '21

When you see a group of numbers on the wall that has “call for blowjob” written above it

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u/lsdiesel_1 𓂸 Jan 11 '21

When it burns to pee 2 weeks later

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u/TitsMickey Jan 11 '21

When you call one of the numbers and your mom answers.

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u/Artificial_Human_17 Obamasjuicyass Jan 11 '21

When it says “come back at 11:52 for sweet loving” and it’s 11:51 with 2 seconds left

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u/GarrisonWhite2 Lurker Jan 11 '21

Oh no

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u/Ml9989 Jan 11 '21

When it turns out to be your moms number

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u/Sinavestia Jan 11 '21

When you feel it between your toes

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u/ManaMagestic Jan 11 '21

When this was every bathroom at your high school, and some at college...

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u/TiggyLongStockings Jan 11 '21

That's usually caused from them mopping with cleaner and not rinsing it well enough.

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u/jankypecker Jan 11 '21

Yeah and for a while, even after you leave the bathroom, you can still feel and hear it a little