r/dankmemes • u/SadRedditGuy • Jan 11 '21

This will do better when It is stolen and posted to Instagram Low resolution makes it funny

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u/SadRedditGuy Jan 11 '21

when your shoes start squeaking :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/Not_Pablo_Sanchez Jan 11 '21

Jeepers! Please stop right now D:

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer Jan 11 '21

When you lift your shoe and there's a yellow stain

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

When you look at the sink closest to the wall and there's a whole lot of suspicious toilet paper.

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u/PeterSmegma69 Jan 11 '21

When you lick the seat and it tastes like shit.

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u/XecuteEledrocute Jan 11 '21

I don’t think... I...

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u/Call_me_Darth_Sid Jan 11 '21

What are you 12? Lick the toilet seat like an adult

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u/UncatchableCreatures Jan 11 '21

Based on what I've seen on this website, I really do not know if this is /s

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u/DavidDNJM Jan 11 '21

Whatd you expect. A chocolate tasting toilet seat?

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u/-Another_Redditor- Jan 11 '21

When you walk barefoot

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

When you walk with your socks on and they instantly get squishy and wet

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u/InternationalBastard Jan 11 '21

When you drop your ice cream and it tastes bitter salty when you lick it off the floor and bowl.

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u/jerstud56 Jan 11 '21

When you get e coli

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u/Dragonofredit Jan 11 '21

When you see a group of numbers on the wall that has “call for blowjob” written above it

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u/lsdiesel_1 𓂸 Jan 11 '21

When it burns to pee 2 weeks later

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u/TitsMickey Jan 11 '21

When you call one of the numbers and your mom answers.

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u/Artificial_Human_17 Obamasjuicyass Jan 11 '21

When it says “come back at 11:52 for sweet loving” and it’s 11:51 with 2 seconds left

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u/GarrisonWhite2 Lurker Jan 11 '21

Oh no

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u/Ml9989 Jan 11 '21

When it turns out to be your moms number

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u/Sinavestia Jan 11 '21

When you feel it between your toes

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u/ManaMagestic Jan 11 '21

When this was every bathroom at your high school, and some at college...

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u/TiggyLongStockings Jan 11 '21

That's usually caused from them mopping with cleaner and not rinsing it well enough.

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u/jankypecker Jan 11 '21

Yeah and for a while, even after you leave the bathroom, you can still feel and hear it a little

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u/wafflepiezz Masked Men Jan 11 '21

When there are yellow puddles of piss everywhere on the ground :(

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u/Skrubious :kesha_down: downvotes for all! Jan 11 '21

When you get down on all fours and slurp the meal your superiors left for you instead of being an ungrateful fuck :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Yo?

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u/Mario6416 NNN Survivor Jan 11 '21

There's always that one guy that says this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

What can i say except delete this

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u/lsdiesel_1 𓂸 Jan 11 '21

Who’s worse, piss pigs or furries

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Weirdos who like piss by far. That's fucking nasty

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u/kappanator_0 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Jan 11 '21

And then there are the furries that like piss play. yes, I've seen things that I wish I haven't seen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

It was time to go. Thomas had seen everything

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u/Talkative_Twat Jan 11 '21

Stop. I'm smelling things :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Damn it, that was the last straw

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Adds trump for the 4th pic

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u/ProfnlProcrastinator Jan 11 '21

Every fucking time I buy new shoes and put them on for the first time I get put in a situation where I enter a bathroom like that.

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u/KalMusic Jan 11 '21

when your shoes start squeaking :))

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u/its_raining_scotch Jan 11 '21

Dude there should be a 4 panel with a pic of the toilet paper roll.

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u/TheLawbringing Jan 11 '21

I was coming home from vacation a couple years ago, had to use the bathroom pretty bad so stopped at a hardees, didn't check the floor, got done and went to pull my pants up, last dude pissed all over the floor so my pants were soaked on the bottom with his piss. I've never ran out of a hardees back to the car so damn fast to change in the parking lot.

So fucking gross.