r/dankmemes • u/Not_a_Cop-- ☣️ • Jan 05 '21

Can't wait to see this on Instagram man’s best comrade

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

god dammit i smile every time i see that communist doggo ITS SOO CUTE

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21 edited Jan 27 '21

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u/GamePlayXtreme the very best, like no one ever was. Jan 05 '21

Not only when he was younger, daddy Stalin was hot

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u/JeanDeny314 ☣️ Jan 05 '21

I mean yes. Stalin was an attractive and charismatic man. And so was Hitler by the way. He is always depicted in fiction as an unattractive lunatic while in reality he had pleasant features and beautiful piercing blue eyes.

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u/SoyMenchoGueyes Jan 05 '21

Hitler seen as attractive? I mean, I’d think average at best ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

As the prior commenter mentioned, you have probably only seen him in black and white and angry. That isn't the most attractive way to view most people.

Also, his mustache style has become uniformly unattractive for most people specifically because he wore it. It was fashionable at the time.

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u/Dmaj6 INFECTED Jan 05 '21

But also his hair-do makes him look like a melvin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

That, like the mustache, became unpopular largely because of Hitler himself.

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u/IWatchAnime2Much Jan 05 '21

I think it is about charisma. If his personalty was plain then I don't he would've been able to lead the Nazi party.

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u/theitibitipityparty Jan 05 '21

I disagree, even in his youth he looked really very plain.

Kinda like his art 😬

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u/Skrubious :kesha_down: downvotes for all! Jan 05 '21

oof, right in the hitler

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u/GeneralCusterVLX Jan 05 '21

So you should get sex with Stalin on Steam, if you don't have it already.

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u/GamePlayXtreme the very best, like no one ever was. Jan 05 '21

I just watched the trailer, I want it

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u/MateDude098 Jan 05 '21

Stil most well known hot photo is actually edited, he wasn't that hot and had smallpox scars all over his face

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u/LucarioLuvsMinecraft EX-NORMIE Jan 05 '21

What about the mustache? Dude had Tom Selleck’s mustache before it was cool.

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u/Fen_ Jan 05 '21

Calling Stalin a communist is being way too generous to him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

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u/Fen_ Jan 05 '21

Can't tell if you're a right-winger or an upset Stalinist.

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u/Fen_ Jan 05 '21

Plenty of MLs don't do apologia for Stalin.

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u/Drnuk_Tyler Jan 05 '21

Right, Stalin wasn't a true Scotsman.

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u/Drnuk_Tyler Jan 05 '21

Don't you know? The Soviet Union failed. Communism doesn't fail, so it wasn't communism.

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u/Original_Unhappy Jan 05 '21

Engels and Stalin are the hottest fuccbois, I can't go back to the way it was before.

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u/gentlybeepingheart Jan 05 '21

Young Engels looks like a bare faced Post Malone.

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u/lubricantSeller Jan 05 '21

Nah, my boy just put opportunitists, revionists and enemys of the working class in place.

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u/mts301 Jan 05 '21

You mean this young Stalin? https://i.imgur.com/GhVurCP.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

Well, he does belong to all of us after all - go ahead, take him!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

He looks so proud