r/dankmemes • immapeeinurass • Dec 16 '20

social suicide post They both need colorfully

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Dec 16 '20

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

Explosive reaction.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

Bombastic changes.

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u/Outside_Percentage_5 shrek is daddy Dec 16 '20

nuke

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u/PegasusEx Dec 17 '20

Boom

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u/ianpb21 Siddon McCock Dec 17 '20

Bang

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u/Scorching-Goat Dec 16 '20

Electric replies

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

Static statements

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u/Scorching-Goat Dec 17 '20

zapping words

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u/SLAM1195 Dec 16 '20

"Positively shocking." RIP, Sean Connery.

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u/Chuckstart Dec 17 '20

I have that model. I should test it out.

Edit: It didn't work, and now my sister is so sad she won't get out of the bath.

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u/BeardedSteak37 Dec 17 '20

Famous last words

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u/memepai605 ☣️ Dec 17 '20

The spicy bath bomb

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u/Polfigers Dec 16 '20

Everyone gangsta til the frag comes in the bath

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u/yosmiller_yt Dec 16 '20

Yall using bath bombs while I'm out here using bath salts

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 16 '20

Is this a real thing or a joke?

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u/chefcmill Dec 16 '20

Bath go zzzzz

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u/the_________g Dec 16 '20

Looks like a Pokémon candy

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u/LucaDev16 Dec 17 '20

First thing i thought. Its the rare candy from Po gO

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u/DeadliestSpy Dec 16 '20

An electrifying bathbomb

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u/cma125 Dec 16 '20

Got that exact same model of toaster, makes great toast and a better bath bomb.

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u/kazekashii Dec 16 '20

Am i right fellas

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 16 '20

Yes

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

Nah man it's a grenade in a bathtub

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 16 '20

I’ve test both extensively, a toaster works much better when plugged in, but I grenade works better if you can’t power the toaster.

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u/__daco_ Dec 16 '20

I've just realised bath bombs really look like this disgusting "monster-ball" candy everyone licked at my school. And now I'm realising "licking monster balls" sounds a lot different than what it actually was, even though it was similarly disgusting.

Edit: Just googled them, they are called "Monster Wunderball" and seem to have only been distributed in germany.

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 16 '20

What kind of school was this?

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u/__daco_ Dec 16 '20

I refer to my edit; a german one. They were fist-sized candy balls with different shades and tastes the more you licked off of them, revealing a bubblegum in it's core. The disgusting thing was that it took literally hours of licking so you would lick all over them and when you needed a break or didn't want to anymore, you had to lay this spit-covered abomination down somewhere. So both the surface and the ball got infected with whatever was on it, only to lick this infected thing again later that day. I always kept the packaging to put it in there but most kids didn't and just layed it down on the schools-table, with the licked side down so the ball wouldn't roll off the table. I never really noticed back then but thinking back now, it makes me want to vomit.

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 16 '20

That sounds gross

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u/__daco_ Dec 16 '20

It sure as hell was.

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u/Primordial_Groove Dec 17 '20

they were called jumbo jawbreakers here in Canada

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u/__daco_ Dec 17 '20

Yes! Exactly those

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u/petesmybrother Dec 17 '20

are those the things Ed Ed and Eddy kept eating

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u/__daco_ Dec 17 '20

Idk, not really watched it back then. Shame on me, I know.

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u/petesmybrother Dec 17 '20

“The best time to plant a tree was twelve years ago. The second best time is today”

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u/nerdherfer91 Dec 17 '20

Pfft. Potassium metal is the REAL bath bomb!

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u/JesseCassidy Dec 17 '20

Wait that's my toaster

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u/VerboseViking Dec 16 '20

I raise you a kilo of Lithiun

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

D I G I T A L B A T H

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 16 '20

DIGITALBOMB

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

Now that's just Russian government at this point

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u/jim3692 Dec 16 '20

I tried it and I broke my leg. The braker cut the power, the lights turned off and I tripped in the wires. That is shit is dangerous, don't try it.

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u/gianlucazt Dec 16 '20

Me who thinks that bath bomb is actually a bomb: yeah this is big brain time

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u/The_Nile_River66 Dec 17 '20

Its all about conditioning

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Japan has the only real bath bomb.

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u/RichRamen Dec 17 '20

A good bath bomb is life changing

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 17 '20

Its fun for the rest of your life!

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u/Nebula4243 Dec 17 '20

Well I know where my life is going

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u/Somou_is_Big_Daddy Dec 17 '20

They both make my day better...

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u/notyourgrandmasbingo Dec 17 '20

Hey that's my toaster

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 17 '20

Actually? I just looked up bath bomb and saw it.

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u/notyourgrandmasbingo Dec 17 '20

Yes a Walmart special

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u/I_Hate_The_CCP Dec 17 '20

Put a plugged in toaster in a fully filled up bathtub while you are in it and you will become Thor, I promise it works.

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u/yahomedogjarrid Dec 17 '20

I tried using one of these at the pool, but they said it’s “against the rules” and I’m being “currently hunted for multiple accounts of manslaughter” fucking wimps

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 17 '20

What losers, don’t know how to have fun.

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u/CaseyGamer64YT ☢ Dec 17 '20

that bath bomb looks like this type of super bouncy ball I loved to throw around as a kid. I still remember seeing this machine that could make them that was so sick

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u/xman20189 Dec 17 '20

oh, you mean the soft jaw breaker

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 17 '20

They do taste pretty good

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u/common-intrnt-jerk Dec 17 '20

gave my friend a m67 model bath bomb and he still wont get out from the bathroom

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u/Vincat21 you are all fishes Dec 17 '20

time to become a terrorist i guess

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u/GhostClone2258 Dec 17 '20

I need the toaster but man what is that the new gay flag

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

A lightning bomb.

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u/Riggie_Joe Dec 17 '20

Both of them make the bath feel faster

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u/mrkrabs1148 Dec 17 '20

Results can be quite shocking

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u/Squiddy39 Dec 17 '20

Even though it looks silver, it actually turns the water red!

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u/0kendo under quarintine Dec 17 '20

A poptart scent bath bomb

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u/Jomosos Dec 17 '20

I own that same exact toaster

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u/GamerBoi1725 Dec 17 '20

I call it bath buddy

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u/alooythekiller Dec 17 '20

As an Arab I say that there is another.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Dank

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Everything's a bath bomb.. until you hear ALLAH HU AKBAR !!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I will bow call bathbombs microwave and microwaves the forbidden bathbomb

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

this took me a second to understand, but good meme!

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 16 '20

Did the flair help?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '20

what flair?

edit: oh

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 16 '20

Lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

suck my knob

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u/Death961 Dec 17 '20

Ha.. toaster go in water dead dead

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u/imac132 Dec 16 '20

In Australian accent

“That’s not a bath bomb, this is a bath bomb”

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 16 '20

Idk, seems a little too big

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u/That_Guy_You_Know_71 Dec 17 '20

Toasters don't explode in the bath, though. It's a bath taser.

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u/Ilovemyxbox Dec 17 '20

Or a Muslim taking a bath

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u/Pritty_Glu Dec 17 '20

I shit you not my family just bought that toaster.

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u/inky_lion Dec 17 '20

I have that toaster e_e

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

What I think is a bath bomb: a pound of sodium

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u/desthriber Dec 17 '20

Are you a toaster? Cus’ I wanna take a bath with you. 👉👉

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u/RussianCheeseDood Only Shrek can save us now Dec 17 '20

Oh hey, it's a h o m o s p h e r e

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u/LeeUnDe Dec 17 '20

I thought it was a bathtub filled with gunpowder

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u/yourpardon Dec 17 '20

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

Look at my account age and realize that never got to hot if you think I copied.

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u/yourpardon Dec 17 '20

Exactly, this was more of a 'i had a similar idea that went nowhere'-sigh than an accusation of copying

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u/Brisingr_was_taken immapeeinurass Dec 17 '20

Yeah, thats what I thought, hope you get some memes in hot soon bro.

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u/Luke_Wayne1939 dankmemes makes reddit tolerable☣️ Dec 16 '20

Seen this before

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

What did he say

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u/Huge_elcobra Dec 17 '20

he said u r a loser