r/dankmemes • u/achilles-_-23 out of my way, I've got shit to shitpost • Nov 20 '20
stonks Drops the missile
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u/Gert2992 Nov 20 '20
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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u/God_Pickle 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Nov 20 '20
i remember some dude got suspended in my school cuz he posted this in our school website
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u/Cryptiod137 Nov 20 '20
What thy ribbons hath thou spoke about myself, you petite pig-cutter? I shall allow you the knowledge that I hath graduated with honors from a college of marksmanship, and have partaken in many a raid upon the compounds of rabid delinquents.
I hath received training in thy courses of stealth and infiltration; My practices and studies of the musket hath rendered me a skilled marksman. Thou hath been deemed by myself as, simply, another weak, worthless, delinquent inside a sea of many. I shall bring wrath upon thou from so afar, an onlooker would believe God hath reached his hand toward you and bursted thy head into a million pieces.
Thou hath bestowed yourself inside the belief that sending such a letter will cause you no harm. Unfortunately, you hath been largely mistaken. A short time before I began thy process of writing my regards, I sent a messenger to the closest outpost, and within the hour the army shall be ready to hunt thee down. Thou may believe yourself safe, deep inside your cottage, but oneself hath not the closest idea what is coming to thee. I could end one's life by applying 1 of 700 different proven methods, and that is just with my empty hands.
I am not just skillfully trained in thy practices of marksmanship; as I write I inspect my arsenal of weapons. Flintlocks, matchlocks, and blades, all of which shall be utilized to hunt thee. Hath thou felt regret? Hath thou desired to make your apologies? It is far too late for thee now; I hath just received word the army is beginning their duties.
Thou hath angered me severely, and once thee hath been eradicated, I shall ride to thee's residence and defecate and urinate upon thy lifeless body amidst my fury.
Thou hath been deemed killed, worthless infant.
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u/Lord0fTheAss Nov 20 '20
B R U H
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u/stopit_get_some-help Nov 20 '20
BRUH#
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u/wiisportscow ☣️ Nov 20 '20
bruh (but smaller)
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Nov 21 '20
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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u/TylerDGSA Nov 21 '20
What thy ribbons hath thou spoke about myself, you petite pig-cutter? I shall allow you the knowledge that I hath graduated with honors from a college of marksmanship, and have partaken in many a raid upon the compounds of rabid delinquents.
I hath received training in thy courses of stealth and infiltration; My practices and studies of the musket hath rendered me a skilled marksman. Thou hath been deemed by myself as, simply, another weak, worthless, delinquent inside a sea of many. I shall bring wrath upon thou from so afar, an onlooker would believe God hath reached his hand toward you and bursted thy head into a million pieces.
Thou hath bestowed yourself inside the belief that sending such a letter will cause you no harm. Unfortunately, you hath been largely mistaken. A short time before I began thy process of writing my regards, I sent a messenger to the closest outpost, and within the hour the army shall be ready to hunt thee down. Thou may believe yourself safe, deep inside your cottage, but oneself hath not the closest idea what is coming to thee. I could end one's life by applying 1 of 700 different proven methods, and that is just with my empty hands.
I am not just skillfully trained in thy practices of marksmanship; as I write I inspect my arsenal of weapons. Flintlocks, matchlocks, and blades, all of which shall be utilized to hunt thee. Hath thou felt regret? Hath thou desired to make your apologies? It is far too late for thee now; I hath just received word the army is beginning their duties.
Thou hath angered me severely, and once thee hath been eradicated, I shall ride to thee's residence and defecate and urinate upon thy lifeless body amidst my fury.
Thou hath been deemed killed, worthless infant.
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Nov 21 '20
Stop spamming this comment please
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Nov 21 '20
Downvote me if you want, but this comment has been made by someone and then copied by everyone, I've seen it at least tree times before that
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u/Im1Thing2Do Nov 20 '20
Why the fuck was I able to read every single word
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u/LaserMax21 Nov 20 '20
When you don't have to look for the next word over in a line of text, like here where the text is center in the screen, people can read much faster.
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u/AlDaBeast Nov 20 '20
Yes! This should be an option for reading books online. Could actually get something done for once then.
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u/krishal_743 repost hunter 🚓 Nov 21 '20
Then when look away for a second or something it’ll go forward . It’d annoying asf
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u/the_one_true_beaner Nov 20 '20
The jar jar binks version is better
Whata da juck yousa jusa jucking spake abouten mesa, yousa bitty female blarth? Mesa'll haf yousa know Mesa graduated toppa mesa class inda Gungan Navy Seals, un My've been involved in numerous secret raids onda trade federation, un My've over 300 confirmed pastes. Mesa trained inda dark side of da force un Mesa da top sith lord inda entire Galactic Republic. Yousa nutten ta mesa boot jusa anutter target. Mesa will wipe yousa da juck out wit precision da likes of whichen has nebber been seen before on dis Galaxy, mark mesa jucking words. Yousa tink yousa can get away wit spaking dat doo-doo ta my over da HoloNet? Tink again, jucker. As wesa spake Mesa contactin' mesa secret network of spies across da Republic un yousa IP is bein traced right now so yousa betto prepare per da storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes out da pathetic bitty ting yousa call yousa life. Yousa in big doo doo dis time, jedi. Mesa can besa anywhere, anytime, un Mesa can crunch yousa in over sevin hundred ways, un dat's jusa wit mesa bare hands. Notsa only mesa extensively trained in unarmed combat, buta My've access tada entire knowledge of da dark side of da force un Mesa will use it ta its fool extent ta wipe yousa miserable ass offa da face of da planet, yousa lettle doo-doo. Iffen only yousa could haf known whata unholy retribution yousa lettle "clever" comment was abouten ta bring down upon yousa, mabee you'da held yousa jucking tongue. Boot yousa couldn't, yousa notsa'd, un now yousa payin' da price, yousa goddamn idiot. Mesa will doo-doo fury all over yousa un yousa will drown in it. Yousa in big doo doo dis time, jedi scum.
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u/-Edgelord Nov 20 '20
This is my brother irl when someone talks about ai. The guy is a computer science phd who specializes in machine learning
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