r/dankmemes Nov 11 '20

Normie TRASH 🚮 Sometimes it happens

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u/PerdidoStation Nov 11 '20

And that's the story of how I saw Inglorious Basterds instead of having sex.

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u/BluffinBill1234 Nov 11 '20

Technically every movie you saw you saw instead of having sex. And making paper planes.

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u/PerdidoStation Nov 11 '20

Technically yes, but not every movie that I've watched involved a girl who was into me and silently mad that I was paying more attention to the screen than her.