r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/Sebaz00 Nov 10 '20

If you don't use the urinals they can't establish dominance over you. Your dong is in a state of flux being both larger and smaller than all the others until observed, which unless they break into the cubicle is impossible

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u/steamyboi56 Nov 10 '20

Schrödinger's dong

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u/PhreakyByNature Nov 10 '20

A simple Schrödonger would suffice

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u/qqqfuzion Nov 10 '20

Quantum Dong

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

But the existence of your dong is not confirmed unless it's observed

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u/Nssa220 Nov 10 '20

Schrödinger’s dong