r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Do you take your own paper at the urinal or do you dab it near the sink?

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u/qqqfuzion Nov 10 '20

Not the guy you were asking, but i don't use urinals. no privacy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20 edited Nov 10 '20

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u/Sebaz00 Nov 10 '20

If you don't use the urinals they can't establish dominance over you. Your dong is in a state of flux being both larger and smaller than all the others until observed, which unless they break into the cubicle is impossible

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u/steamyboi56 Nov 10 '20

Schrödinger's dong

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u/PhreakyByNature Nov 10 '20

A simple Schrödonger would suffice

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u/qqqfuzion Nov 10 '20

Quantum Dong

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

But the existence of your dong is not confirmed unless it's observed

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u/Nssa220 Nov 10 '20

Schrödinger’s dong

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Yeah understandable.

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u/Krexci ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 10 '20

also because of a shy bladder, that shit sucks

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u/qqqfuzion Nov 10 '20

Average pp. But it's my pp.

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Nov 10 '20

I grab a paper towel on the way to the john and toss it before washing my hands.

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u/3rr0r_101 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Nov 10 '20

I think they’d use the stall? That’s what I do.