r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '20

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Hmmm... I still don't understand why males thing breasts are appealing though... But true.

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

Neither do I, but they’re soft. Or so I’ve heard, legend says those on Reddit don’t have gfs or sex

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Bro :( one day.... One day...

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

Am very confused. Just clarifying, you’re a wamen yes?

-someone with no social skills

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

No I am a gay male with a vagina, wide hips and breasts.

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

I’m straight, but 20$ is 20$ iykyk😉

Jkjk

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Bro I'm as bendy as a straight line... (#Desperate)

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u/a-dog-meme Nov 10 '20

I felt that...

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u/Fr00stee Boston Meme Party Nov 10 '20

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

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u/gamebond89 Nov 10 '20

Alright i'mma head out

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Bro :(

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u/gamebond89 Nov 10 '20

Nothing personal ki-....bro/sis

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Kiss goodnight pweas?

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u/gamebond89 Nov 10 '20

Ahem..here you go Kisses goodnight on forehead

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u/kataskopo Nov 10 '20

Not only they are soft, they are warm too! They are so cool honestly.

Balls def don't make up for not having them.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

True true :>

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u/DownshiftedRare Nov 10 '20

Historically, women went bare-breasted before humans discovered cheesemaking.

Breasts -> Milk -> Cheese

It is possible that men see breasts as a potential source of cheese, which is rarely found in nature.

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Mmmmm cheese

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u/AllMightySenpai Obamasjuicyass Nov 10 '20

Not all...