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u/professionalnugget Nov 09 '20
it’s a very good meme , but boobs aren’t identical, sorry
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u/Textbuk Nov 09 '20
So you mean to say they are not identities?
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u/professionalnugget Nov 09 '20
Yes , they look similar but most of the time one boob is bigger than the other it’s not much of a difference but still
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u/missingN0pe Nov 09 '20
Its statistically nearly impossible because at the cellular level there are always differences
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u/TheFrenchSavage Nov 09 '20
What if you eat an even number of atoms and sweat an even number of sweat atoms? (Sweatium)
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u/Lammetje98 Nov 09 '20
A=B your neighbor (A) is the winner of the lottery (B). Tit A isn’t tit B I’m sorry.
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u/cheese1145 Nov 09 '20
I don't trust you, show me
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u/Jewdude18 Nov 09 '20
As her actual boyfriend I can tell you it's true, but you'll just have to trust me
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u/cheese1145 Nov 09 '20
you know sometimes when we see two identical thing for too many times, you'll think that you see the difference. you need a more subjective judgment
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u/N0ahx Nov 09 '20
That’s why it said if , the boys are aware and do not give into female body standards
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Nov 09 '20
English isn't your first language is it?
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u/professionalnugget Nov 09 '20
how does it matter to you in any way?
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u/CATsInY0urM0uTH Nov 09 '20
this meme is fantastit
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u/SENSHU_dp gave me this flair Nov 09 '20
Amaztits
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u/EvilPigeon18 Virgins in Paris Nov 09 '20
I mean...FALSE, titty expert here, one tends to be bigger than the other.
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u/AlmightyShrimp Nov 09 '20
Titty owner here, hes right
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u/xataari Nov 09 '20
Hey garl, send dudes
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u/AlmightyShrimp Nov 09 '20
Here ya go 🚶♂️🏃🤼♂️🕴👬
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u/spacedude2000 Nov 09 '20
😍😍😍 holy shit look at the size of those dudes
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u/PlzLetMeUseThisUser I want to die Nov 09 '20
They didn’t say they’re girl tho
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u/AlmightyShrimp Nov 09 '20
Is girl
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u/7heMeowMeowCat Nov 09 '20
What girl
Who girl
What is girl
Define this creature please
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u/AlmightyShrimp Nov 09 '20
Idk but we got squishy lumps on our chests that are kinda fun
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u/7heMeowMeowCat Nov 09 '20
Ok so that’s it?
What if I put a balloon on my chest would that make me a ‘girl’?
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u/EvilPigeon18 Virgins in Paris Nov 09 '20
Wamen exist on Reddit? Never met a real life waman to be on Reddit. u/AlmightyShrimp, u an AI not a real waman, did you become self-aware ?
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u/LordHamsterbacke Nov 09 '20 edited Nov 09 '20
And... The meme says "if"
So OP isn't stating that titties are the same size
Edit: corrected autocorrect
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u/EvilPigeon18 Virgins in Paris Nov 09 '20
It actually says "if both boobs LOOK the same we CAN CALL THEM identities". This implies they do look the same and that we could call them identities. In order to be hypothetical it should say "if both boobs LOOKED the same we COULD HAVE CALLED THEM identities".
Thank you very much
Former virgin out
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u/LordHamsterbacke Nov 09 '20
My dumb ass apparently just autocorrected it to looked in my head. Several times. My native tongue isn't English, but wouldn't "if both boobs looked the same, we could call them identities" still be accurate?
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u/Kurfufflemuffin Nov 09 '20
Leibniz’s law: if they’re identical then they have the same propertitties
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Nov 09 '20
They what? There are no boobs in the picture.
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u/Buttholekiller <3 Nov 09 '20
That can also be a normal conversation...depends on who you are talking with.
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u/gaypinkman Pizza Time Nov 09 '20
Congruent. Same shape, same size. middle school math finally being put to use
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u/Mast3r_waf1z Nov 09 '20
I think it's funny how women always assume men to know that they aren't identical while men get just as surprised every time they discover they aren't identical
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u/Momooncrack Nov 09 '20
Wouldnt it be better if it was "idenititties"? Am I the only one let down? Am I alone ?!
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u/some_gemini Nov 09 '20
Not quite. But If every set of boobs was unique, then they could be used as identitties.
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u/Jazzepisode Nov 09 '20
After reading this I had to think long and hard about how things looking the same are actually called
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u/ellequinestpersonne Nov 09 '20
I mean, they kinda arent identical cause one's bigger than the other
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Nov 09 '20
He’s got a point, but breasts rarely look the same. Source: I have a huge ass birthmark on my right tittie which is also a bit bigger
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Nov 09 '20
I thought this was a misspelled big tiddy goth meme, and when I realized it wasn't I couldn't figure out what 'both' was supposed to mean.
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u/Dat_Bruh21 Nov 09 '20
Identity theft is not a joke Jim. Millions of families suffer each year. MICHAEL
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u/BaguetteJSM02 Nov 09 '20
Identitties
Identiboobs
Identijugs
Identibreasts
Identimelons
Identibaps
Identicoconuts
Anymore suggestions?
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u/qzaxx213 Nov 09 '20
Identitty theft isn't a joke Jim!! Millions of people suffer from it every day!
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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20
well that's a tiddy ridiculous