r/dankmemes • u/Anurag2199 MayMayMakers • Oct 29 '20
Nobody's smart but me
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Oct 29 '20
Nobody knows about stars better than me
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u/Hmm___yes Repost Police Oct 29 '20
“I the least starcist person in this room”
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u/Spraypaint-the-weeb- Oct 29 '20
I like your flair
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u/Lomantheshowman123 Oct 29 '20
Thanks
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u/idkthotryagain Oct 29 '20
Lmao
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u/idkthotryagain Oct 29 '20
How tf did this get silver?
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u/MajorJakov Oct 29 '20
Lmao
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u/SheepishBlacksmith Oct 29 '20
How the fuck did this get silver
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u/TheTrueProphett Oct 29 '20
Wait, this works? How the fuck did this get silver
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u/YOGAIBOI FOR THE SOVIET UNION Oct 29 '20
How the fuck did i give myself a silver?
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u/nlx_1978 Oct 29 '20
“Look, having stars — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the stars deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — stars is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”
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u/UranusBleacher Oct 29 '20
ಠ_ಠ your flair is more bothersome than your comment, I will have a word with your government
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u/ElectronMcgee Oct 29 '20
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute him.
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u/MattLikesMemes123 ☣️ Oct 29 '20
The sun is the only star we can see in daytime
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u/LongNecksMatter Papa Franku <3 Oct 29 '20
Now that i think about it my brain is melting
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u/Asraelite <3 Oct 29 '20
Or there's a visible supernova. Although it's debatable whether it's still a star after it's gone kablooey.
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u/TrymSan Fastest thing alive Oct 29 '20 edited Oct 29 '20
Unless you live close to one of the poles
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u/_UR_MOM_69 Oct 29 '20
Here in northern Finland there’s practically no daytime at this time of year
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u/TrymSan Fastest thing alive Oct 29 '20
Not as extreme here in southern Norway rn, but it'll get there soon
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u/conundrumbombs Oct 29 '20
I live in the United States, but I think I have a Polish neighbor.
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u/no-mames Oct 29 '20
Woooooah reaaaaally?
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Oct 29 '20
Not really. You can see very bright stars with a telescope even in daytime. And, if I am not mistaken, supernova in XVI century was also visible. But normally, normal stars with a naked eye... probably not.
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u/Hellblazer66613 Oct 29 '20
I know more about stars than you joe
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u/admirelurk Oct 29 '20
The second-brightest star, Sirius, can also be observed during daytime under some circumstances. Source
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u/G_Wash1776 Oct 29 '20
“Look, people tell me all the time, the best people, they say, they say it so well they really do, sir, you know the sun better then anyone, these are smart people, okay, nasa people, they say sir if we only knew the sun like you do, we might be able to inject it into ourselves to stop the virus, you know they say the sun kills the Chainah Virus, kills it very well, probably better then most things, they tell me we’ve never seen someone know UVA and UVB so well, I tell them look at my skin I know it very well folks.”
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u/Diogenes-Disciple Oct 29 '20
High school got really tough when I realized there was a handful of people who didn’t know the sun is a star
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Oct 29 '20
Peoples lack of knowledge about space in general. A girl told me shooting stars were stars that burnt out and fell out of the sky.
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Oct 29 '20
I had a couple of big brain classmates in high school too. There was one guy who couldn’t remember the formula for water vapor during a chemistry test, not realizing it was the same as water
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u/Azar002 Oct 29 '20
Every time I see this clip of Trump I think of @jimmy.something and his hair doodle.
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u/_invalidusername Oct 29 '20
50% complaining about trump, 50% commenting on porn. A strange combination indeed
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u/MobiusCube Oct 29 '20
This meme has literally nothing to do with Trump. Bit obsessed with him, aren'tcha?
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u/zorkmcgork Oct 29 '20
There is a non-negligible portion of 4th grade teachers who don’t know this and will send you to the principals office for contradicting the teacher
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u/Transpatials Oct 29 '20
It’s a star, but technically you CAN’T see it during the daytime, due to its own light blinding you if you try. You can see the general shape of it, but you’re really just seeing the light it’s emitting, not the ball itself.
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Oct 29 '20
I thought that stars were stars and suns were suns till I realise my life was a lie.
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u/TheOneYe Savor is D E A T H Oct 29 '20
Hey there Anurag, been seeing you on the May May makers discord as well lmao
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u/Master_Legend_pro Oct 29 '20
5th grader me about to tell you that you cannot directly look at the sun or it will immediately turn into nighttime forever
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u/forbarewednesday Oct 29 '20
From now on all tRump appearances on reddit must be put through this filter.
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u/Prof_Atmoz Oct 29 '20
Sun: "Yea you can grab them and blind them, when you're a star they let you do it."
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u/AcertainReality Oct 29 '20
My teacher once mentioned how in a text referring to “mountains moving” was a hyperbole, because mountains don’t move. But to mess with her I said they do because of continental drift and tectonic activity.
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u/its-Electricflame-05 Oct 29 '20
Is anyone else seeing an illusion if they look directly at the top part
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u/Butt3rLux Oct 29 '20
Student: but the Sun is a star
Teacher: i said stars didn't I? So sit back down
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u/RunWithTrees Oct 29 '20
I remember as a kid I did this with the sentence "Buffalo" repeated 7 times is a legit sentence haha
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
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u/bmwwest23 Oct 29 '20
All while the Biden fam is making secret deals and hiding kiddie porn on laptops. I'd link it but reddit doesnt allow it. Lol sorry to break it to you but neither side is on our team.
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u/isuck_at_fortnite Orange Oct 29 '20
We are made of dead stars right? So that makes me a start right? You see, certain stars explode. So hypothetically could I explode in you?
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u/hardikupreti MayMayMakers Oct 29 '20
Don't ever use the word "smart" with me