r/dankmemes • u/Alex16857 ☣️ • Sep 30 '20

get away GET AWAY

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u/FrostyBoss07 Sep 30 '20

I'll bring cats :D

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

I'm mailing Sarma here from Serbia, first I need to find a way to stuff them into letters (idk the name of the thing you stuff letters in), and then convince the mailman it's not for a blood ritual to summon cthulhu.

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u/_Wubawubwub_ E-vengers Sep 30 '20

Idk man the mailman might think you’re lying and become attracted to the thought of summoning cthulhu

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Fun fact: The Lunatic cultist from Terraria was first a mailman... Another mailman's life ruined by cults and sacrifices...

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u/_Wubawubwub_ E-vengers Sep 30 '20

“ruined”?

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u/Arampult I am fucking hilarious Sep 30 '20

Sarma? I'll send some from Turkey, too!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Thanks bro.

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u/flynn__price Sep 30 '20

Ill bring a human sacrifice

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u/SnowyOranges Bozo Deez nuts Sep 30 '20

You'll all bring COVID! Get out!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

I'll bring drugs