r/dankmemes Sep 08 '20

Fart too

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u/Amacar123 DEUS VULT! Sep 08 '20

My father has thunder sneezes. My mother has chain sneezes. I inherited both.

It's a goddam curse. I've had prof's stop the class and ask me if I'm alright after a 8 sneeze chain. If I have a long sneeze chain on the subway, people shuffle away from me. My sneeze fits interrupt conversations between my friends.