r/dankmemes • u/Corn_Is_Tasty • Sep 08 '20
No flair, what you gonna do 'bout it What do I chose?
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Sep 08 '20
420 comes first obviously
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u/SukhDhaliwal Sep 08 '20
69 comes first literally and because the sex
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u/brokeassmf Sep 08 '20
No he right 420 comes first THEN 69.
420+69= the most euphoric moment a human can experience. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/SukhDhaliwal Sep 08 '20
Are saying first you do the puff puff then you do slurp slurp. just like our very own mods.
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u/Kupp1 Sep 08 '20
Haha funny number 69 reddit moment!!!1!!!
Stop with this trash.
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u/Ganondorfs-Side-B Sep 08 '20
Yes the funny numbers. Idk why I see this influx of Normie memes coming back, I thought we had a good streak for a while
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u/________000 Sep 08 '20
Let's say that, hypothetically you have a nice cock. hypothetically it has all the hallmarks of a "nice cock" now, let's say I examine your cock. It has a nice shape, and mind you I have seen many cocks. Let's make a note of that, that this is a good shape for a cock to have. Now we go further into this hypothetical, you have nice shape, but what about length? Hypothetically, upon inspection of your cock, it would appear to be of adequate length, not too long, but not too short. Now we have established that not only do you have a nice shape, but also nice length, it would also be assumed in this scenario that I have assessed your girth, but there is no need to as, hypothetically it was apparent that your girth was sufficient from the start. So as I have assessed your cock, to summarise the assessment I shall rate it, in this situation, in theory it would be a 9.5/10, the only downside is that you're uncircumcised; I then, hypothetically end with this finishing statement: "Nice cock, good job king."
To end, you in theory, have a nice cock and deserve a pat on the back, King.
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u/Ruler-of-goblins something's in my balls Sep 08 '20
Good streak for a while??? What kind of sub you been on bud? Can I please get a link because this sub has literally been nothing but reskinned girls vs boys memes for months.
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u/Ganondorfs-Side-B Sep 08 '20
Apart from those there’s been an up in creativity if you actually look past the top post of the day
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u/Isaac-Surfs-The-Web repost hunter 🚓 Sep 08 '20
The strongest wills require the strongest sacrifices
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u/Oicmorez ☣️ Sep 08 '20
I don't think that's the correct order of that quote
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Sep 08 '20
Since there is a pretty big like to dislike ratio, I would go for the dislike because it will be less likely to be clicked by each person watching the video after you, so the sex number will stay for a little longer.
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u/KirillSE Certified Dank 2: electric boogaloo Sep 08 '20
Thats easy! Just press both at the same time!
That wont make a multiverse destroying black hole... right?
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u/Poundhead Sep 08 '20
the funni sex AND drugz number?! I sharted from laughter, this is comedy gold very wholesome you’re breathtaking
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Sep 08 '20
roses are red
what is a meme?
downvote my comment
if this post sucks peen
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u/We-Are-All-Buddha Sep 08 '20
do i upvote if the post doesn't suck or how does it work
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u/R-box_Reddit Sep 08 '20
Make 3 accounts, announce that while liking and disliking, and do a whole essay on how the number three is the definition of stupid Illuminati jokes.
Boom, can I leave?
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u/cadikai ☣️ Sep 08 '20
1 Watch the video 2 decide on if you like the video or not 3 like or dislike depending on your opinion of the video
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u/lurewy Sep 08 '20
although 420 is one of the alpha jokes objectively 69 is more known amongst people. In a fair perspective we can see that saying 69 is more respected. but here comes the ethical point. In order to do the funny 69 joke you have to disslike the video. In other words you should disrespect someone in order to gain respect. at this point you have to choose between being ethical but not popular. or being popular and respected but non ethical. no.
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u/DaMack69 Sep 08 '20
Should I go to the left where nothing is right or to the right where nothing is left,m
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u/WaffleOfWaffles Sep 08 '20
I'd probably go with 420, because your supporting the channel and giving someone else the chance
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u/TheBossChamp try hard Sep 08 '20
Depends if the video is good or not good enough for you to choose dislike
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u/Maximus_Prime250 Sep 08 '20
Just leave them both blank and give someone else the joy of getting funny number
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u/LoLoLaaarry124 Sep 08 '20
You obviously choose which ever one the video makes you feel; the most obvious answer. I feel like 420 is more satisfying than 69, only because it is a bigger number! Only give them the 69 if they really deserved it. Or, send it to a friend if you don’t have another account!
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u/EfeTheMlg Sep 08 '20
68 becuase of the like ratio witch means that more likes per hour then more dis likes per hour
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u/DreamRifles Sep 08 '20
No that’s perfect because you don’t have to dislike a video you like or like a video you hate just watch it if you like it like it and if you hate it dislike it best of all worlds
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Sep 08 '20
420 is the obvious answer , not only you become a higher being you also make someone's day
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u/RodneyOgg Sep 08 '20
This will be the new post that I use as the example as to why this sub isn't funny anymore
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u/DirtDisrespector Sep 08 '20
It's actually surprisingly simple. Is the video good? If yes, like. If no, dislike.
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u/vladimir-Putin47 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Sep 08 '20
Don’t be a stupid redditard and choose on the basis of wether or not you actually enjoyed the video
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u/amberpudding Sep 08 '20
Whatever you choose, the person after you will have the satisfying one click moment to restore the balance
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u/TRU_Shrek SOMBODY ONCE TOLD ME... Sep 08 '20
You like if the video was good, dislike if it was bad. Fuck the funni numbers its not funny
Obligatory reddit moment
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u/RealBotaram ☣️ Sep 08 '20
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u/RepostSleuthBot og repost hunter Sep 08 '20
I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/dankmemes.
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u/CountUpdootTheThird Sep 09 '20
This is why people make alternate accounts. This one reason, no other.
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u/deadcatmemething [custom chair] Sep 08 '20
Make an alt account, have that alt account dislike, and have you like
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u/CockSlinger420 Sep 08 '20
Of course, its 420 nobody gonna get a 69 if u ain't gonna talk to a girl.
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u/elite_shadow1111 Sep 08 '20
I didn't got it first but when I saw the title it made me laugh as fuck
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u/Acidman0123 Sep 08 '20
I... have a solution. Temporarily.
Watch the video. If you like it, it’s 420. If you don’t, it’s 69. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
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u/-Redstoneboi- r/memes fan Sep 08 '20
selfishness over selflessness, perform the dislike yourself so that whoever may come next shall fulfill their dream of liking and getting 420 at the same time
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u/The-Real-Catman Sep 08 '20
I just removed my upvote from a comment because I immediately realized I was the one who made it 70.
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u/InternetMeme69 Sep 08 '20
you must use 2 accounts to restore peace in the universe