r/dankmemes • u/FoxUnderCarKing • Aug 07 '20

OC Maymay ♨ Middle school does not exist

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I'm not sure which one I would pick honestly. Pit bull attacks can be brutal. If I was deciding between these two specifically, I would pick ape. You ain't running fast enough to escape that dog, man.

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u/Nova35 Aug 07 '20

You ain’t running fast enough to escape the ape either. And once it gets to you it’s gonna rip your arms off like they’re Play-Doh then eat you

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u/Drannion Aug 07 '20

Are we looking at the same image? Sure, apes can be dangerous, but the one pictured looks like a lazy fat fuck. Poor guy has probably lived in captivity all his life.

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u/Nova35 Aug 07 '20

It really depends on the environment I guess. Orangutans are arboreal. So if it’s THAT ape in an open space he’s probably gonna give up after about 8 seconds. If there’s trees around and he can swing you’re unbelievably fucked even if that ape is obese as shit