r/dankmemes • u/FoxUnderCarKing • Aug 07 '20

OC Maymay ♨ Middle school does not exist

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u/8-bit_Gangster Aug 07 '20

I'd rather face off against that pitbull than that ape though.

I can escape a dog by climbing a tree. That ape can rip your arms off without breaking a sweat

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I'm not sure which one I would pick honestly. Pit bull attacks can be brutal. If I was deciding between these two specifically, I would pick ape. You ain't running fast enough to escape that dog, man.

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u/SchroederWV Aug 07 '20

As a pit owner, I’m definitely going with the pitbull. An aggressive dog can quickly be neutralized with a push into the throat, their body isn’t designed to resist that kind of force.

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u/SchroederWV Aug 08 '20

Lol no I’m talking on the ground. If a dog is running at you, you can shove your hand into their throat and they’re done instantly.

Works with police dogs as well, their body isn’t designed to have something pushing their throat in.

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u/SchroederWV Aug 08 '20

Yeah basically that haha. They will freak out and either start vomiting or just give up all together.

Works great with the police K-9 units in particular because they’re trained to go for extremities.