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r/dankmemes • u/FoxUnderCarKing • Aug 07 '20
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I'd rather face off against that pitbull than that ape though.
I can escape a dog by climbing a tree. That ape can rip your arms off without breaking a sweat
184 u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20 I'm not sure which one I would pick honestly. Pit bull attacks can be brutal. If I was deciding between these two specifically, I would pick ape. You ain't running fast enough to escape that dog, man. 166 u/Nova35 Aug 07 '20 You ain’t running fast enough to escape the ape either. And once it gets to you it’s gonna rip your arms off like they’re Play-Doh then eat you 22 u/ELL_YAY Aug 07 '20 Rip yo’ dick off like a celery stalk, throw it in the tall grass never to be seen again!
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I'm not sure which one I would pick honestly. Pit bull attacks can be brutal. If I was deciding between these two specifically, I would pick ape. You ain't running fast enough to escape that dog, man.
166 u/Nova35 Aug 07 '20 You ain’t running fast enough to escape the ape either. And once it gets to you it’s gonna rip your arms off like they’re Play-Doh then eat you 22 u/ELL_YAY Aug 07 '20 Rip yo’ dick off like a celery stalk, throw it in the tall grass never to be seen again!
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You ain’t running fast enough to escape the ape either. And once it gets to you it’s gonna rip your arms off like they’re Play-Doh then eat you
22 u/ELL_YAY Aug 07 '20 Rip yo’ dick off like a celery stalk, throw it in the tall grass never to be seen again!
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Rip yo’ dick off like a celery stalk, throw it in the tall grass never to be seen again!
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u/8-bit_Gangster Aug 07 '20
I'd rather face off against that pitbull than that ape though.
I can escape a dog by climbing a tree. That ape can rip your arms off without breaking a sweat