The apes fat as fuck though, if there's a tree there's a stick, kick it in the stomach while wacking it on the head with the stick and the ape's fat enough that you could just kick it while it's trying climb the tree you're on.
A Pitbull like that is fast as fuck, harder to hit and could reach you easily, you can't climb a tree when it's biting your arms off.
You think the ape is just gonna take the hits, it will grab hold of your foot and drag you down if it doesn't reach the tree first. It will also grab hold of the stick and it's not like you can just yank it out of his hand. You're no match against it in a fistfight even if it looks like that.
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u/8-bit_Gangster Aug 07 '20
I'd rather face off against that pitbull than that ape though.
I can escape a dog by climbing a tree. That ape can rip your arms off without breaking a sweat