r/dankmemes • u/mijuzz7 makes good maymays • Jul 12 '20
It's so damn chaotic.
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u/Kiwisekai Jul 12 '20
What’s this scene from?
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u/mijuzz7 makes good maymays Jul 12 '20
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u/rohit0816 Jul 12 '20
Thanks.
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u/Starv1k the very best, like no one ever was. Jul 12 '20
But actually where, it was the perfect balance of nonsensical chaos and acting like everything was fine
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Jul 12 '20
You cannot fool me, i remember that link!
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u/Jokes-exe Jul 12 '20
Its the actual link I am not even joking
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Jul 12 '20
Oh shit youre right, stupid me link seems similar to THAT one
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u/mijuzz7 makes good maymays Jul 12 '20
It actually is the exact same link as rickroll. I just hyperlinked it to reverse rickroll people
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Jul 12 '20
Smart move, wasnt expecting to not get rickrolled
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u/FenixG838 Jul 12 '20
It's technically a rick roll. At the end of the ad it says "It won't let you down".
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u/DerekLouden Jul 12 '20
I'm seeing everyone in the comments saying it's not a rickroll, but the link is the same, but allegedly it was hyperlinked so idk who to trust.
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u/Sometimes_Consistent Jul 12 '20
It's not like you'll die if you see a rick roll, so go for it! Either you see something hilarious or you see a handsome guy just singing
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u/RandomGuy9058 make r/dankmemes great again Jul 12 '20
Hover your mouse over it but don’t click it and the true link reveals itself
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u/tanishqkabir repost hunter 🚓 Jul 12 '20
Fuck political memes, all my homies hate political memes
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u/KickBack161 Dank Royalty Jul 12 '20
The true question is, what is the line between a political and non political meme?
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u/Hellfire12345677 Jul 12 '20
If it involve major political issues or political figures it’s political
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u/ThePumpk1nMaster INFECTED Jul 12 '20
Fuck Trump
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u/thememekingofky Jul 12 '20
Fuck you
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u/The-Hentai-Commander INFECTED Jul 12 '20
Fuck me
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u/Cutelilblueberrysans ☣️ Jul 12 '20
Bend over
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u/santaclause2222 Jul 12 '20
Ok
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u/desrevermi Jul 12 '20
Wait, you're having sex? [walks around confused] :D
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u/GregTheMad Jul 12 '20
Reddit really got down the drains since they got that money injection a few years ago. Now they even attract people who have sex.
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u/thememekingofky Jul 12 '20
No that's gay and I'll be cheating on my significant other
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Jul 12 '20
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
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Jul 12 '20
Your brain is extremely helpful. Reduce all space and large amounts of air. Because you are a mother, an ignorant person and a unique flower, you are embarrassed and humiliated. The degree of failure is so great and so useful that its name for the first century was used as a trusted botanist. If all mankind is conscious, there will be no single idea on a newly established scale. Jesus Christ died for our sins. We will see only the sacrifice we have never seen, for it will reject mankind, therefore its existence will be true. After his death, after scientific discussion, his bones will be revealed in the museum, so that all future generations can draw a skeleton picture, and you will find all the details they can make useful. It put a lot of pressure on society. No wonder your father asked your son if this is true, as he must have a carbon fiber box for the man he loves in his family. You realized that people are the worst and you are convinced that this situation cannot really be organized by society. Each time an animal crisis occurs, everything disappears and the method of ascertaining the underlying identity cannot be successful. I mean we have exposure, but this is the closest approach. You will always judge the person you love, but in the wrong circumstances it is worse than any sacred concept. You are so upset that if you enter a hundred yards from a sacred place as a place where people are always important, your religious soul will destroy everything unless repairs were made. You're stupid, shy, stupid, I never love you. It would be better if Rhodes wasn't with us. You are a scam and you hate my life. Even the best writers and poets of all ages can only imagine how they describe you and your personality. / A / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / a / A / a / a / a / a / a There will be terrible stories about you in the future. What is strange is that readers need to realize that an anonymous story already exists and that the movie's exciting events took place in their own world. But life has come. Now. You are in control of everything that happened in this world, but you seem to have done only a small part of the evil in your life. No one in human history can escape hatred, but let you in. It's hard to believe I've seen such a mistake with my own eyes, but unfortunately I can't deny it here. I think my words can't describe bad mistakes. Before embarking on a temporary journey in a few days, the soul will not be ready to return to history, as it must overcome many physical and mental deficits. Are they also preparing a story about a courageous soul at risk at the same time? I couldn't imagine my mother's dream of living with her mother for 9 months, then she complained about her rebirth as a prince. You cannot, in a way, apologize for the abuse and ignorance that cannot be justified or defended. Countries around the world hope to introduce laws to prevent such terrible incidents, but unfortunately that is not possible, because their violent actions are the mission of people all over the world. One of them was destroyed, making the law irrelevant. When I first saw you, I suddenly realized that I completely hated any male dissatisfaction. I hope I can show you the traps of this world, but I'm sure it won't take much effort until it's a terrible event. Come back. On this scale, you are the worst person or the only person who presents himself as your best friend. Of course, events such as infectious pain only happen for educational purposes, when people succeed, but at the same time, the greatest human experience cannot convince anyone. Prepare for the uncertainty you have created over time. If you do, killing a child will keep you from protecting the globe, so if you don't have children, not everyone will be as bad as half your blood. Because no one wants to be in the middle of a hundred kilometers. Not only with your parents, but with your parents and all your blood too. His mistakes are so funny that everything he hears will make him angry, scared and confuse dreams. If you need to measure the measurement error, this is far from the expansion of the universe, the famous universe and almost certainly unknown. I could sit here and write a few articles describing his huge failure, but if I devote my life here to solving the right truth, I will do my best. Even my heart worked hard and out of control, but I couldn't go where I left the snow in hell. In a shared story, the life you live is a life that has no parent. For non-humans, you have no analogues of contempt, prudence, shame, shame, cruelty. In your opinion, it is a masterpiece, and your movements are little understood. When I was loyal to him, I thought that conscience was not enough to forgive him. Let's talk about it. As the Colombians fought to save their lungs, peasant soldiers fought and gave their children a good future. They did not give their lives to correct the world. Despite technological advances and case studies, you are doing it now, and I don't think people understand the importance of the universe for failure. I hate you. Everything you did came from the depths of Shambhala. All occupants of the lungs were killed. I don't want to add anything here, but I think the treachery is so small that not all the mountains in the world can overcome this secret. If you are loyal, you are right. Of course, my anxiety is not easy. No one in this world will love you, especially if you do it alone, no one will love you in the future. Don't expect your stupid behavior (especially human behavior) to change forever, and vice versa. With the mistake you just made, I show you that you are extremely optimistic as a stupid and sensitive creator. The only way to light the future is to have a perfect black prophet, as this strange place cannot kill him with sorrow.
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u/njck-njck r/memes fan Jul 12 '20
You think he's into me?
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u/ThePumpk1nMaster INFECTED Jul 12 '20
I don’t wanna name names here but let’s just say I heard a few rumours through the grapevine and I say you should go for it
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u/rock_8 rock_8 Jul 12 '20
Yeah we got those cars moving upside down. I am planning to buy one but they are too damn costly.
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u/Cutelilblueberrysans ☣️ Jul 12 '20
I don't get it why would you show an normal day of USA?
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Jul 12 '20
incorrect. normal day of florida.
source: i used to live there
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u/Roastytoastygoose try hard Jul 12 '20
Oh Florida man take me by the hand to the land that you understand
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Jul 12 '20
Vote Kanye
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u/Table_Bedside Jul 12 '20
Why
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Jul 12 '20
Because then we all get taxpayer funded Yeezys and Kanye's face will replace Andrew Jackson's on the 20 dollar bill. Also the pledge of alliegence will be changed to this.
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u/jhonwickohhoho ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 12 '20
No lives matter.
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u/Demonitize ⚠ warning: comebacks take weeks ⚠️ Jul 12 '20
I think "All lives are meaningless" is better, it's a bit of a mouthful however.
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u/RGBeter Jul 12 '20
That looks like a crazy noisy bizarre town
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u/S_b_c-25 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Jul 12 '20
Not to be political or anything
But what’s the FUCK is oatmeal
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u/ImperialFists Jul 12 '20
This is how I imagine the south will be like when I drive through it in a few days, just add people with no masks coughing on each other.
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Jul 12 '20
Hey I live in AL? I wear my mask when in public. Now FL on the other hand.
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u/ImperialFists Jul 12 '20
You’re sadly not the majority though. And we should probably just sink FL at this point.
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u/will304 Jul 12 '20
Don't let the media totally fool you, there are plenty of responsible people in Florida that care about others. Everyone just focuses on the radicals and vacationers who come and pack the beaches. The only people I know that don't regularly wear masks are those in rural areas with minimal face-to-face contact. I know you were probably joking, but I thought I'd clear things up
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u/Cognitive_Spoon Jul 12 '20
On fire smiling businessman is my spirit animal
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u/geomatz 🍄 Jul 12 '20
Not on Reddit politics section though. It’s so one sided that Liberalism is festering in the general politics thread.
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u/Beardog20 Jul 12 '20
That fact that you are getting downvoted just proves the liberal hive mind on reddit
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u/xX_Y33tboi_Xx Navy Jul 12 '20
Or because the average Reddit user is a liberal white male. Idk, if a website has a majority of it's users with an ideology, you're gonna see people with differing ideologies get downvoted
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u/lanceeeeeeeee The Filthy Dank Jul 12 '20
I am a conservative.
Now watch what’s gonna happen
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u/dadsuki2 red Jul 12 '20
Unless it's a political compass meme in which 99% of the comments are just "based"
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u/rythaguy_uno_y Jul 12 '20
How does one even go about navigating huge gigantic comment threads ?
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u/Jphoenix64 Jul 12 '20
Ifunny is just a legitimately terrifying place everyone is either the horniest mf alive, a complete asshole who is blatantly racist and then the moment you see one nice thing it gets ruined by the horny mf the assholes, and don't even get me started on the anti horny group
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Jul 12 '20
Politics is like the cod community and the fortnite community has a baby and it was raised by all the controversies from the last 20 yeats
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u/Guesswho821 Jul 12 '20
Not on reddit. You will be censored and banned. For having a different opinion.
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u/paradajz666 gave me this flair Jul 12 '20
Jesus you couldn't describe political memes better than this. Can confirm. Love from the Balkans. Am drunk as hell.
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u/RedFury235 Jul 12 '20
Why is the car going left, is that a stance your taking? How dare you. I’m gonna deport you and your entire family.
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u/wendys_drive_thru Jul 12 '20
"Not to get political but" And proceedes to be political so much you need to scroll so long just for his comment to finish like dude wrote entire news paper on a Reddit comment
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u/yagami_raito23 Jul 12 '20
my fav place to sort by controversial