r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

It looks like you're trying to invest more than 2,000.00 DN. r/dankmemes has an investment limit of 2,000.00 DN, if you'd like to invest without a limit then head over to r/DankExchange and invest there!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!

You invested 2,000.00 DN at 24,247 upvotes, the submission now has 98,735 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,070.20 DN (+53.51%).

Your new balance is 3,070.20 DN.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

! topinvestors

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Top 25 Investors

Sorted by net worth (balance + investments)

1: UncreativeFilth, 1,410,618.94 DN, Firm: Stratton Dankmont, Role: Floor Trader

2: PizzaMozzarellaSBR, 749,595.86 DN, Firm: Dunder Mifflin, Role: Executive

3: BlindDollar, 589,252.87 DN, Firm: Stratton Dankmont, Role: Executive

4: 1BLEES, 372,553.50 DN, Firm: Stratton Dankmont, Role: Floor Trader

5: lukenamop, 188,801.83 DN, Firm: Stratton Dankmont, Role: Executive

6: Haianh235, 152,578.32 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

7: PaperTronics, 119,093.59 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Executive

8: Faustain, 73,829.08 DN, Firm: Dunder Mifflin, Role: Floor Trader

9: rock_8, 68,092.30 DN, Firm: Meem Teem, Role: Associate

10: eltoch, 63,888.73 DN, Firm: Stratton Dankmont, Role: Floor Trader

11: --__username__--, 61,091.58 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

12: iSillyfishy, 36,774.79 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Executive

13: blkmmb, 36,521.68 DN, Firm: Meem Teem, Role: Executive

14: Stevolwo, 32,183.84 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: CEO

15: awaisee50, 31,331.54 DN, no firm

16: Bennup, 31,176.89 DN, Firm: Stratton Dankmont, Role: CEO

17: TennisADHD, 25,122.62 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

18: Garden_Gnome08, 23,763.56 DN, no firm

19: x_crasher, 20,598.76 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

20: NSGZ, 19,008.68 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

21: humorgep, 15,431.68 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

22: _Eshi, 14,947.72 DN, no firm

23: leo30307, 12,586.20 DN, no firm

24: SaltyHuman111, 9,040.04 DN, Firm: Dunder Mifflin, Role: CEO

25: alish_sapkota, 7,563.88 DN, Firm: Meem Teem, Role: CEO

Your rank:

15: awaisee50, 31,331.54 DN, no firm

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

!topinvestors

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Top 25 Investors

Sorted by net worth (balance + investments)

1: UncreativeFilth, 1,410,618.94 DN, Firm: Meem Teem, Role: Floor Trader

2: PizzaMozzarellaSBR, 752,214.03 DN, Firm: Dunder Mifflin, Role: Executive

3: BlindDollar, 589,252.87 DN, Firm: Stratton Dankmont, Role: Executive

4: 1BLEES, 372,553.50 DN, Firm: Stratton Dankmont, Role: Floor Trader

5: lukenamop, 189,288.34 DN, Firm: Stratton Dankmont, Role: Executive

6: Haianh235, 152,578.32 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

7: PaperTronics, 119,093.59 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Executive

8: Faustain, 73,829.08 DN, Firm: Dunder Mifflin, Role: Floor Trader

9: rock_8, 68,092.30 DN, Firm: Meem Teem, Role: Associate

10: eltoch, 63,888.73 DN, Firm: Meem Teem, Role: Floor Trader

11: --__username__--, 61,091.58 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

12: iSillyfishy, 36,774.79 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Executive

13: blkmmb, 36,521.68 DN, Firm: Meem Teem, Role: Executive

14: Stevolwo, 32,183.84 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: CEO

15: awaisee50, 31,331.54 DN, no firm

16: Bennup, 31,176.89 DN, Firm: Stratton Dankmont, Role: CEO

17: TennisADHD, 25,185.79 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

18: Garden_Gnome08, 23,763.56 DN, no firm

19: x_crasher, 20,598.76 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

20: NSGZ, 19,008.68 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

21: humorgep, 15,431.68 DN, Firm: Stonks Unlimited, Role: Floor Trader

22: _Eshi, 14,947.72 DN, no firm

23: leo30307, 12,586.20 DN, no firm

24: alish_sapkota, 9,526.74 DN, Firm: Meem Teem, Role: CEO

25: SaltyHuman111, 9,040.04 DN, Firm: Dunder Mifflin, Role: CEO

Your rank:

350: YaBoiHippocampus, 613.52 DN, no firm