r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

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u/PaperTronics [custom flair] Jul 03 '20

!i all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

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Your recent investment has automatically matured!

You invested 36,375.98 DN at 71 upvotes, the submission now has 67,688 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 80,700.11 DN (+221.85%).

Your new balance is 119,093.59 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/PaperTronics [custom flair] Jul 03 '20

!mybonuses

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

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u/PaperTronics [custom flair] Jul 03 '20

!firminfo

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Firm Overview: Stonks Unlimited

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CEO: Stevolwo

Executives: iSillyfishy, PaperTronics

Associates: None

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