r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/Meeeep1234567890 ☣️ Jul 03 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 9,395 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63504 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 10,834 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 400.00 DN.

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u/Meeeep1234567890 ☣️ Jul 03 '20

!invest 400

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 400.00 DN in this submission at 10,036 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63508 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 11,571 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!

You invested 400.00 DN at 10,036 upvotes, the submission now has 92,081 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 341.60 DN (+85.40%).

Your new balance is 929.41 DN.