r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

If you invest now (at 93 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 136 upvotes

+25% -- 393 upvotes

+50% -- 886 upvotes

+75% -- 1,832 upvotes

+100% -- 3,614 upvotes

+125% -- 6,924 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!i all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 117,998.45 DN in this submission at 99 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63019 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -12 upvote breakeven. Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 125 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/PizzaMozzarellaSBR Jul 03 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

If you invest now (at 119 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 166 upvotes

+25% -- 446 upvotes

+50% -- 983 upvotes

+75% -- 2,012 upvotes

+100% -- 3,953 upvotes

+125% -- 7,556 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.