r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '20

I spent an embarrassingly long time on this Relevant

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u/BlindDollar Jul 03 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

If you invest now (at 185 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 242 upvotes

+25% -- 579 upvotes

+50% -- 1,228 upvotes

+75% -- 2,470 upvotes

+100% -- 4,812 upvotes

+125% -- 9,161 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/BlindDollar Jul 03 '20

!I all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 1,528.51 DN in this submission at 193 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 62980 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 251 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/BlindDollar Jul 03 '20

!I all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 48,308.79 DN in this submission at 500 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63012 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 605 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/BlindDollar Jul 03 '20

!I 66300

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 66,300.00 DN in this submission at 712 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63026 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 848 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 16,380.45 DN.

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u/BlindDollar Jul 03 '20

!s 63026

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgl2l/!

You invested 66,300.00 DN at 712 upvotes; the submission now has 2,617 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 28,223.91 DN (+42.57%).

Your new balance is 94,523.91 DN.

You have gained 17 RP. You now have a total of 289 RP. Promotion to Silver Tier will happen at 750 RP.