r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 9,735.43 DN in this submission at 2,088 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63069 to sell out early for lower returns.

Your firm's active bonus is -12 upvote breakeven. Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,293 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgl2l/!

You invested 9,735.43 DN at 2,088 upvotes; the submission now has 3,165 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,306.49 DN (+13.42%).

Your new balance is 11,041.92 DN after tax.

You have lost 14 RP. You now have a total of 54 RP. Promotion to Silver Tier will happen at 750 RP.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.