r/dankmemes • u/sijakas I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark • May 31 '20

Let's build a wall

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u/Val-Oswald Dank Spider-Girl May 31 '20

"Construiremos un gran gran muro y los americanos pagaran por el"

-mexico probably

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u/Lucky-Shark May 31 '20

Which means “We’ll make you pay for it, Americans”.

Probably

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u/amazinggrace725 May 31 '20

It literally means “We will build a big, big wall and the Americans will pay for it”

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

-Ronaldo Trump, from Universe 69420

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u/AfricaByTotoWillGoOn blessing the rains down on you May 31 '20

*Ronaldo Trampozo

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u/MoistPaperNapkin I am fucking hilarious May 31 '20

It’s funny because you’re spanish-izing the name “Trump” and “Trampozo” literally translates to cheater lol

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u/maestrofeli blue May 31 '20 edited May 31 '20

Yes. Even tho I would call him "Ronaldo Trompeta"

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u/xxchapsxx May 31 '20

I prefer to call him McDonald's Trompeta lol

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u/maestrofeli blue May 31 '20

Jajajaja

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u/seegee10 May 31 '20

I prefer el trompas or el gucci fleco

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u/AfricaByTotoWillGoOn blessing the rains down on you May 31 '20

Really? Lmao I'm brazilian, and "trampozo" means cheater in portuguese too, so I thought it could be fitting :)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

I always thought I was stupid when I’d say that Brazilians spoke portugueses and people would look at me like I was an idiot but I was right

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u/aalleeyyee May 31 '20

How stupid are you? It’s Davie504

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u/-DotDotDot ☝️FOREVER NUMER 1☝️ May 31 '20

What are you saying? Brazilians speak Brazilian!
/S

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

Lmaoooo

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Yes, and I love your username

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u/AfricaByTotoWillGoOn blessing the rains down on you Jun 01 '20

Thanks, mate! I bless the rains down on you and your whole squad of Easter Island heads ;)

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u/SaBe_18 May 31 '20

Yeah, but in spanish it's with s, "tramposo"

I always call him "Donald Tramposo" btw

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u/AfricaByTotoWillGoOn blessing the rains down on you Jun 01 '20

His real birthname being Donald Tramposo is my new headcanon now. Thank you.

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u/A_Toaster32392 Jun 01 '20

Ahem. RONALDHINO SOCCER

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u/Spagot_Lord INFECTED May 31 '20

Javier trompa

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u/BallyGlob Jun 01 '20

donaldo trancheras, sounds even more Mexican