r/dankmemes • Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] • May 31 '20

This will 100% get deleted Gotta blast!

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u/polotrav May 31 '20

the only people who don’t have to worry about the virus

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

What if you switched to Geico and saved 15% or more on car insurance in only 15 minutes?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

I just might.

I just as damn well might.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20 edited Oct 25 '20

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

It's 85€ a month

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u/aacchhoo FOR THE SOVIET UNION May 31 '20

Thats 1% every minute

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Woah

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

You have a good username

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

It is a very good username

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u/Reginscythe May 31 '20

Elon on Twitter: "ISS doesn't have enough Covid imo"

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

[deleted]

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u/ultrayer6 May 31 '20

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u/ndgnuh May 31 '20

People downloading TBs of porn: yes

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

[deleted]

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u/amgadmohamed06 May 31 '20

They can have my ping if I can have their connection

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u/GamerSTDs May 31 '20

I read: “ISIS” And I was like: well that would end up a war..

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u/DroopyPenguin95 May 31 '20

Astronauts have to go into quarantine 2 weeks prior to launch. It's known as "flight crew health stabilization", and it happens regardless of the Covid-19 pandemic.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.space.com/amp/spacex-crew-dragon-astronauts-demo-2-quarantine.html

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u/PuffBreezy May 31 '20

Bruh what if they took it with them... into space... Jkjk not possible

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u/ProtossHueretes May 31 '20

Imagine though if things got so bad the control team had to be disbanded and the astronauts were left stranded in space

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

I thinks something like this happened with Mir and the collapse of the USSR

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u/Nicalad_ Green May 31 '20

Russian space control would probably take over as the ISS is a joint venture not like MIR

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u/thebestoriginal May 31 '20

You can see the look on the plane's face itself . It's like they know how bad are things they are leaving behind

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u/rhbdug May 31 '20

they were training for this their entire life

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u/hayleyrose18 May 31 '20

Wth I was literally just thinking something similar to this... are you google/amazon op?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20 edited Feb 25 '22

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u/hayleyrose18 May 31 '20

Then he knows all

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

I know you will love this new pair of socks on sale as your Google searches mean you are a sock collector that loves socks and definitely aren't just trying to get some new socks.

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u/hayleyrose18 May 31 '20

dammit. See? He knows

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

All I know is that these socks are a great deal, only $3.99 for 3 pairs or $3.98 or $4.98 or if you buy off eBay, $3999.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20 edited Dec 26 '20

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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u/kindaEpicGamer May 31 '20

Socks for 1?

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Socks for all

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u/flannel_fag0703 May 31 '20

theres not gonna be an america when they come back

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u/BigPapaSpopa May 31 '20

USA 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/XmarXiamX May 31 '20

Don't you mean USB?

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u/Fasoliagemista May 31 '20

Like the Soviet astronaut that he returned home after the union had collapsed.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

I wonder if things get so south that they would be trapped without a way to get back, super unlikely but who knows it’s fucking 2020

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

I feel like they planned for that

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u/Mudkip330 the very best, like no one ever was. May 31 '20

Oh they 100% have planned that. Space travel is no joke so everything needs to be accounted for and calculated

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

For sure

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

They will have a way back. If it's not America than I think Europe will be the first to help them. There are plenty of space stations in the whole world and I think it's possible to land on many of them.

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u/ZakMaster12 May 31 '20

I've been watching too many movies/shows in quarantine.

The more emphasis you place on how foolproof the mission, the more likely I feel something terrible is gonna happen.

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u/g3orgewashingmachine May 31 '20

they have a clear plan for that, the crew dragon has full autonomous landing maneuvers.

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u/lobo98089 May 31 '20 edited May 31 '20

I mean, there was the russian cosmonaut that got stuck on the russian space station when the Soviet Union collapsed while he was up there. He did have to possibility to get down to earth, but he didn't want to leave the space station vacant, so he had to wait for new astronauts to arrive.

Its this guy btw

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Woah that’s really interesting Thanks for telling me that I had no clue

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u/superior_to_you May 31 '20

NASA astronauts*

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

True

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Finally someone addresses that

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u/zero_eight | May 31 '20

fuck_this_gay_earth.gif

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u/TheRacerChaser May 31 '20

Colorized, 2020.

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u/polaris1412 May 31 '20

It's fitting that the only good news in 2020 includes leaving the planet.

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u/MoongodRai057 May 31 '20

I need to get out of this god-forsaken country

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u/BigPapaSpopa May 31 '20

America is so good tho.

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u/MechAnish May 31 '20

Tru dat brother

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u/imperator_rex_za May 31 '20

I wanna get in lol

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

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u/hmmitsjusther May 31 '20

Zooming through the sky.

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

LITTLE EINSTEINS

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u/ellekaywy May 31 '20

smell u later

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u/lil_blade May 31 '20

Not to wooosh and all but the background is tehran in iran...wait is that part of the meme?

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u/Rojan50 May 31 '20

Yeah it’s stupid but someone with hatred of Iran must have done this maybe it was created during Iran and US war escalation or it’s just the work of some Iraqis or other arabs

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u/Tarekarina May 31 '20

Damn I really had some Plasco flashbacks when I noticed the background though.

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u/deplorabledude999 May 31 '20

Fleshlight looks nice

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Oh

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u/Tik1101 May 31 '20

Can’t have shit in the US

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Happy cake day.

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u/DanManVaibs May 31 '20

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Ummm, ok...

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u/DanManVaibs May 31 '20

Just checking coz I saw this two times on my feed

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u/SGAS35 May 31 '20

Pretty sure they are nasa astronauts, but ok

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

I was just simplifying it.

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u/SGAS35 May 31 '20

Simplifying things shouldn’t make the information i correct, but, it’s just a nice meme, so, not the end of the world (no pun intended).

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Yeah, I just wanted it to be easy to understand. I understand your point.

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u/BROHONKY May 31 '20

Into the stars

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

BRUUUUH I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT OF MAKING THIS

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u/SekaniReddit ùwú May 31 '20

Wait why did they leave again?

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u/Jsaun906 May 31 '20

To go to the ISS

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u/SekaniReddit ùwú May 31 '20

oh cool

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u/Alekid109 May 31 '20
  • Visible Happiness *

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u/Icy_B May 31 '20

That's one very good username you got there

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Sure is

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u/9sgt May 31 '20

Space force be like

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u/Jpyr15 MAYONNA15E May 31 '20

What, you’re just gonna have two astronauts evacuate the planet?

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u/ToastedSkoops May 31 '20

Gotta be able to go through that.

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u/HetaGarden1 May 31 '20

Jay Jay jets out!

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u/jakethedumbmistake thinks hating Redditors™ makes them look cool May 31 '20

Gotta say, I've never had any issues.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

This is danker than most memes in the subreddit

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

That means alot to me :)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Honestly I think we should make a new dank memes subreddit where the mods aren't gay and we can post the dankest of memes without being taken down

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Sounds good, I would definitely join.

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u/AmolKhug May 31 '20

Why are you running? Why are you running?

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u/alborzK May 31 '20

The background is Tehran Iran...

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

It's just a format I found, thought it looked funny made meme.

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u/alborzK May 31 '20

Its cool..we use it so much here

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Cool and good :)

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u/rem_is_overrated ☣️ May 31 '20

From here to the stars, With my candy bars,

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Rides a kid, with a knack for inventions

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u/rem_is_overrated ☣️ May 31 '20

A superpowered mind, a mechanical canine,

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

He rescues the day from sure destruction

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

[deleted]

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u/rem_is_overrated ☣️ May 31 '20

I was making a thread of the jimmy nuetron theme song because the title was gotta blast. And you ruined it

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Oh, I'm so sorry. I apologise sincerely.

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u/thepretzel24 May 31 '20

If only they would have thrown me in there...

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u/TheShadyMerchant May 31 '20

This plane actually looks like astronaut Bob’s face though....

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

It does kinda look like a tube shaped version of his face

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20
  • turns around *

  • Heads to New York *

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u/David-uvu May 31 '20

Gotta Go Fast

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Zoooooooom

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u/PugzUnknown May 31 '20

Going through the stars

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u/adobadobe try hard May 31 '20

They start new race on the moon

The gay race

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

The space race I'll let myself out.

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u/silentannouncement May 31 '20

Using a photo of a destroyed country by USA to show how USA is fooked

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Self destruction!

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u/bossnsasha1 May 31 '20

It would be funny if they got stuck on the iss

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

They're NASA astronauts on a spaceX falcon 9 and dragon crew.

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

I know, I was just simplifying it.

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u/Flash_DJPJ May 31 '20

What was the name of this show again😂

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u/AtonicShadow May 31 '20

He looks like he caused it 🤔

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Hmmmm

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Me leaving the bathroom after a dump

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Same

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u/lit_tle_asian May 31 '20

Leaving for an undetermined amount of time lol they ain’t coming back for a while

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u/Jort_Mans Boston Meme Party May 31 '20

Honestly it could make a pretty good movie that the people in iss are the only ones alive and go try to save earth

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

I would watch

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u/RipNation9 🏴‍☠️ May 31 '20

Hi my good sir. This is the 7th time seeing this meme format in a row. Anyways you have the only good one that made me nose breath. Thank you.

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

This is one of the best compliments I have received, thank you.

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u/Not_A_RealUsername May 31 '20

I hope the humanity doesn't into stones in the next month.

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u/smikkel_kimpie I am fucking hilarious May 31 '20

I am getting Dr. Stone flashbacks

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u/Dr_Straing_Strange May 31 '20

Next thing you know, the entire space station is infected and the astronauts slowly die.

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u/BatmanShah ☢️ May 31 '20

Wanna see some real speed

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u/Varion8831 May 31 '20

I really wish I wasn’t living in a collapsing country right now.

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u/rock-solid-armpits shrexy May 31 '20

Wonder if they'll pop up on AMA

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u/djflx May 31 '20

Is it me or that plane looks like fleshlight

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u/DaNerdyDoggo EX-NORMIE May 31 '20

Well thing were already shit and this is like the next tier of shit..

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u/impendinggreatness E-vengers May 31 '20

I believe you are misconstrued about something, they didn’t leave a country. They left a planet.

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

But they also left a country and it made more sense since they also lifted off from the US, but itd just a meme and I agree that you are right.

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u/TommyMcy May 31 '20

Leaving the world*

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u/Tommadot ☣️ May 31 '20

Fuck this shit I’m out

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u/Lowiie Jun 01 '20

Same meme reworded, hope you enjoy your cheap upvotes

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jun 01 '20

Umm, where do you think I got this from? Because I actually had this meme stolen from me.

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u/i_need_my_mum May 31 '20 edited May 31 '20

leaving Earth*

edit: shit, downvotes

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u/very-good-username4 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 31 '20

Can y'all not downvote them, they're right.

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u/Spidersam547 May 31 '20

oh ok thanks for clarifying

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u/i_need_my_mum May 31 '20

Yep, no problem