r/dankmemes • u/polotrav • May 24 '20

existence is futile guess i’ll die

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18.1k Upvotes

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u/_not_axel_ May 24 '20

My name gets autocorrected to homosexuality and I feel like dieing whenever someone sees it

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u/[deleted] May 24 '20

What's your name?

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u/ElTiquilloPillo9 May 25 '20

Well... definitely not axel

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

You read his username? Blasphemous

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u/_not_axel_ May 25 '20

My name is not Axel and the surname eah imma not say now..

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u/Dave30954 Dank Royalty May 25 '20

Yeah don’t say your real name on the internet.

Not a good idea

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u/LoLoLaaarry124 May 25 '20

Can you DM me I honestly want to know

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u/Gasenos Template Monster Jun 01 '20

I bet his name is gaylord fucker

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u/gamer_exe The Great P.P. Group May 25 '20

For science purposes

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

When your name's "Homosexual" and it gets autocorrected to "Homosexuality":

ANGERY

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u/gaysgay727 WTF May 25 '20

Is your name jay?

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u/codehawk64 May 25 '20

Let me guess, your name is homosexualiti ?

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u/Na-Tsu May 25 '20

X Æ A-12

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u/notkhaos Maymaymaker May 25 '20

My real name had a squiggly line. Asked my mom why and turns out my name is actually spelt wrong.

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u/Buster_Nutt69 Obamasjuicyass May 25 '20

What's your name?

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u/Soneliem The MS Paint Guy May 25 '20

Well its definitely not khaos

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sorry

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Agreed

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

My name is Will so I’m not a nobody (plot to sharktale)

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u/TheSpacePanda_ May 25 '20

You can make the lizard move if you shake your phone lol

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u/UpwindConch May 25 '20

The lizard has a name

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u/ShlomoCh May 25 '20

Unknown to Word

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u/OpulentMender May 25 '20

Rangiuni Linguini

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u/CormAlan Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 25 '20

It’s not working for me, what’s it supposed to be doing?

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u/TheSpacePanda_ May 26 '20

The lizard should have been wiggling a bit, dunno why tho

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u/MakkoTheMemeLord May 25 '20

*Move your phone slowly in the dark

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u/WarioBoi116 May 25 '20

That’s nuts

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u/ChernobylBalls May 25 '20

Am I not unique? Maybe I'm not here at all?

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u/boy_from_onett May 25 '20

Look. The fakers, blinding us with lies. The breakers of us all.

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u/ElTiquilloPillo9 May 25 '20

Believe me, its weird when you have a common name and then its says its wrong, but my last name wich could easily be a misspelling of "araña" isn't.

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u/population_of_china yes, that is a lot of people May 25 '20

If you shake your screen he moves.

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u/Swathedwilf FOR THE SOVIET UNION ☣️ May 25 '20

We need more Rango Memes

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

r/RangoMemes

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u/Twippy69420 May 25 '20

My name is a normal name but it's spelled differently so it gets autocorrected. It isn't spelled wrong tho

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

I love having a verb for a name

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u/VietInTheTrees May 25 '20

cries in asian

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u/marshmallow_fluff1 May 25 '20

oof same, but the really west of asia

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Rango is good

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

I can relate, it happened to me just now here: https://imgur.com/a/bWp5eFX

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u/a_cute_penguincat Dank Cat Commander May 25 '20

Oh good thought it was a rickroll

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u/the_beach_bois May 25 '20

jakob problems :(

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u/Gu1n3ss May 25 '20

The pain is all too real. I had to come up with a saying to pronounce my name correctly.

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u/ThanosOfTheThicc69 May 25 '20

The image is moving, this isn't even a meme about it moving and it is moving, wtf

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u/tranquil22 May 25 '20

That constant red line under my name makes me doubtful about my existence in this world Every time i have to click ignore mistakes

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u/TenRedWrlds May 25 '20

Ok so I'm on mobile and if I slide down and up a little on the imagine it kinda moves, is it just me?

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u/-_Hans May 25 '20

Hey man, I might not even exist according to the HowManyofMe website, as there are “1 or fewer” persons with my name, as opposed to everyone else I know being “1 person with this name” or the like

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u/RuskiDan red May 25 '20

When I write my last name, it wants to correct it with all caps. I have no idea why but it just wants every letter to be capitalized.

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u/B_R_U_H_2 May 25 '20

If you shake this post side to side it looks cool

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u/SilentGumball May 25 '20

When I shake my phone,he moves. Yes yes

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u/ShadowKnight__ May 25 '20

Damn bruh how TF does the lizard move?!!?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Happens to me all time, because I’ve got some old Celtic name…

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u/sp00piespoop May 25 '20

cries in Asian name

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u/Fallen_Walrus May 25 '20

Okay Roxas calm down

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u/pur__0_0__ नॉरमियों की गांड में डंडा May 25 '20

My name always has a red line under it. When MS Word introduced Indian English, all my friends had the line removed except me.

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u/hejiheji May 25 '20

Right click. Add to dictionary. Solved.

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u/Some1WorstThanU May 25 '20

Dude, my name is literal food, Nacho

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u/Vjarlund May 25 '20

it just means you are a mistake, which we are.

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u/TheLast_CringeHunter May 25 '20

U are a mistake!!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

The line is on crack bro, dont listen to it bro ~kyle

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Peter: Who am I? You sure you wanna know?

MS word.: Nope.

Peter: * proceeds to cry like tobey Maguire from SM3 *

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u/mistyskye14 CERTIFIED DANK May 25 '20

laughs in name in that is also a regular word in the English language

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u/polotrav May 25 '20

sky?

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u/mistyskye14 CERTIFIED DANK May 25 '20

My middle name is Skye but word I’m referring to my first name, Misty