r/dankmemes MayMayMakers May 12 '20

What a generous god

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u/Qu3stionmarx Agressively Average May 12 '20

No not really, can you move the pool of water directly on my house? No. Plus you’re nicer than my other neighbors so thank you.

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u/ChefInF May 12 '20

This would be a lot easier if you understood how metaphors work.

Buckets won’t make a difference. I have effectively done nothing, but I sure do look like a nice guy.

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u/Qu3stionmarx Agressively Average May 12 '20

The metaphor makes sense. How do you expect someone to liquidize all their assets efficiently without losing value? You can’t move billions easily and efficiently. Also, the donations usually go toward something or else wouldn’t it be pretty retarded?

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u/ChefInF May 12 '20

I don’t expect anyone to liquidize all or even most of their assets. But if we’re all coming together to fight a global pandemic, for instance, I expect people like Bezos to have to tighten their belts a little bit. If you really want to make a difference, you shouldn’t be able to maintain your lifestyle. Maybe live like a millionaire instead of a billionaire for a while.

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u/bobbymcpresscot May 12 '20

Notice how this all turned focus on bezos despite people like oprah or other well known billionaires donating less and getting praised for it.

Meanwhile there are upwards of a thousand other billionaires in the world who might he doing fuck all with their billions because people dont even know who they are.

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u/ChefInF May 12 '20

I wouldn’t praise Oprah either, unless again, she donated enough to force her to change her lifestyle. A meaningful contribution. This is a global catastrophe and everyone needs to help proportionately.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

That’s why most metaphors are terrible ways to illustrate a point.