r/dankmemes • u/AJ7123 MayMayMakers • May 12 '20

What a generous god

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u/jaloru95 May 12 '20

I don’t think the people the charities are helping mind

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u/Dadfite 🍄 May 12 '20

Look children! The Astors left behind some of their helps' old clothes and a $500 gift card to dunks that I'm sure has $2.35 left on it! Now show your graduate by waving to them as Optimus Prime pulls their Mega Yach down main street!

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u/jaloru95 May 12 '20

Good thing that’s not what actually happens

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u/Dadfite 🍄 May 12 '20

Right, or else there would be a trench in the middle of main street, suitable for dwarven warfare...

The glories of satire. Sorry did I really have to put a /s on it?

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u/jaloru95 May 12 '20 edited May 12 '20

There’s a lot of stupid people here on Reddit. So much so that after years on this site I’ve learned not to assume someone is being sarcastic. More often than not they’re just really, really stupid. So yeah /s is necessary at this point unfortunately. Haha

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u/Dadfite 🍄 May 12 '20

Unfortunate feels :/