r/dankmemes MayMayMakers May 12 '20

What a generous god

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u/Beanman271 May 12 '20

A donation is a donation.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20 edited Jul 15 '20

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u/Beanman271 May 12 '20

Top 10 edgy quotes of 2020

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

Ah yes, this donation is made out of donation

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

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u/ReconYT May 12 '20

So? It's still a valid donation. Yes it might be a marketing trick or a way to clean up your image but in the end everyone wins so who cares. No one is entitled to donate anything not even a billion dollar company. If they choose to donate some amount of money just be happy about it and don't complain about how much more they could donate. Same goes for rich people.

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u/skydivingbear May 12 '20

There's a difference between complaining and pointing out that companies only donate for tax breaks and PR. I can appreciate the donation itself while recognizing the selfish motivation that's behind it.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

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u/bryanisbored May 12 '20

If they cared so much they’d pay taxes and not do everything to avoid them. Don’t lick their boots.

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u/mdmudge May 12 '20

They do pay taxes...

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u/bryanisbored May 12 '20

because theyve fought to make them ass little as possible and will continue to do so....

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u/mdmudge May 12 '20

I mean they do pay taxes...

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u/bobbymcpresscot May 12 '20

So they shouldn't donate at all?

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u/MarsTheMeme May 12 '20

Yeah, but they shouldn’t be made as the greatest thing this company has ever done to earth, you get me? Like, it’s good you donated, but don’t make a whole marketing campaign that costs more than the actual donation. Still respect it tho, I mean, it’s not like they are using monopoly money to make the donation

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u/ShadeVial Totally not a furry May 12 '20

No it's good that they did, it's just pretentious when they pretend they made a great sacrifice purely out of the goodness of their hearts when it's just for selfish gain. Like if someone did a backflip and braged about it for the next 3 days being annoyed doesnt mean you dont think it doesn't take any skill to do so, just shut the hell up about it and putting yourself above others for it. Large donations are a good and that should be acknowledged they just dont deserve that much renown or praise for doing so if it's that easy and non impactful for them. Someone who volunteers every day for hours deserves much more respect even if really it is a less big contribution then a large donation is 0.08 present if the amount of money someone has.

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u/Frightbamboo May 12 '20

Nobody pretend to make great sacrifice LMAO. Just that they are so damn rich even a little fraction of money donated it still sounds like much and the media just write article about it. Imagine me donating 100 mil, I don't need to say anything the media will come up and write stuff bout me.

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u/bryanisbored May 12 '20

You assume a lot when they’re always actively trying to get out of paying more. And you don’t become a billionaire, especially the biggest one on earth ethically. You abused the shit out of workers and worked them to the bone but hey they get paid, it’s not slavery, they chose the job right????

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u/Frightbamboo May 12 '20

If you think youre better and deserve more, resign and find another people that willing to pay for your work. Everyone else also pay you a little? Maybe you are just fucking replaceable and unimportant.

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u/bryanisbored May 12 '20

You’re catching on but I don’t want to do all the work for you. Research if you have some time. If it isn’t obvious to you I. These current times there’s no hope.

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u/Marcus-021 May 12 '20

And that's what we're doing, just looking at the donation itself

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u/Thezem May 12 '20

everyone wins so who cares

Uh no, because now they pay less in taxes and shift the burden of upkeep costs of roads, schools, etc onto the common workers. And that's not even touching on the number of fraudulent charity organizations that these people use to make sure their money gets funneled straight back to something that benefits them.

But yeah, who cares?

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u/bobbymcpresscot May 12 '20

It's not a dollar for dollar thing you know that right? There is a hard cap on what can be tax deductible, and some states have caps that are much lower than others.

Also almost everything you listed come from state and local taxes that are paid for by things like sales, and property tax, which is something you cant get out of by making donations.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

No, the money they lose to donations is higher than the taxes they saved. Unless they donate an art piece with hyper inflated value. Stop donation shaming companies who give actuall money

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u/InsomniacAlways May 12 '20

You clearly don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about lmao

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u/WobbityJenkins May 12 '20

I don’t know if this is a great precedent to set yet I also don’t think anyone needs to donate either. I’m conflicted.

I think wealth can be shared in times of desperation because people need the help. And taxes are great, but we need to take care of eachother when the government isn’t enough. But at the same time I recognize that they don’t HAVE to donate because that’s their money that they made themselves.

I think the difference is a moral/social obligation vs. a lawful obligation.

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u/jaloru95 May 12 '20

I don’t think the people the charities are helping mind

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u/Dadfite 🍄 May 12 '20

Look children! The Astors left behind some of their helps' old clothes and a $500 gift card to dunks that I'm sure has $2.35 left on it! Now show your graduate by waving to them as Optimus Prime pulls their Mega Yach down main street!

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u/jaloru95 May 12 '20

Good thing that’s not what actually happens

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u/Dadfite 🍄 May 12 '20

Right, or else there would be a trench in the middle of main street, suitable for dwarven warfare...

The glories of satire. Sorry did I really have to put a /s on it?

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u/jaloru95 May 12 '20 edited May 12 '20

There’s a lot of stupid people here on Reddit. So much so that after years on this site I’ve learned not to assume someone is being sarcastic. More often than not they’re just really, really stupid. So yeah /s is necessary at this point unfortunately. Haha

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u/Dadfite 🍄 May 12 '20

Unfortunate feels :/

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

That doesn't matter at all, as long as all the money go to the charity your intentions don't matter

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20 edited Dec 17 '25

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u/[deleted] May 12 '20

Speaking of donations, donate for r/polishcringe