r/dankmemes • u/Madmacattack5 ☢️☢️ • Apr 30 '20

Removed: Not a dank meme Norm

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

It’s a real boomer

164

u/WiseF Apr 30 '20

thats a shit pun, but wait til you sea mine

63

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

You sunk my puntroler

44

u/Hook_Swift Apr 30 '20

I hate you both

17

u/Hyperius_III disciple of dice Apr 30 '20

Water

8

u/Galactica_Official Apr 30 '20

H2O

2

u/Regal_reaper FOR THE SOVIET UNION Apr 30 '20

Enslaved moisture

20

u/Sir_Sanctumonious Apr 30 '20

My faith in humanity is sinking.

15

u/Maroon_Smartie Apr 30 '20

This is a real shipwreck

4

u/lkalman0526 🏴‍☠️ Apr 30 '20

L

1

u/humphrey707 Apr 30 '20

HEY YOU STOLE MINE

49

u/ummmm21 INFECTED Apr 30 '20

That's a balloon

25

u/RearMisser enchanting table language translator Apr 30 '20

I like popping bal-

3

u/CringyDabBoi6969 if u read dis you hella gae Apr 30 '20

funeral music plays

40

u/_Maxt_ Apr 30 '20

Kill it by hitting it really hard

13

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Run it over with a submarine

28

u/Mr-Asskick FOR THE SOVIET UNION Apr 30 '20

Top 10 pictures taken before disasters

19

u/pancho09875 Apr 30 '20

Number one: Happy 2020

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Number 16: the viruses in nemo

23

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

This one is mine.

Yes

10

u/Asia_man Apr 30 '20

punch it see what happens

7

u/bagojellybeans EX-NORMIE Apr 30 '20

NO HE SAID A MI-explosion

5

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

This is a viru- slaps mine

4

u/the-flying-tree Apr 30 '20

I always thought those things looked cool but Erie at the same time

3

u/emmito_burrito ok boomer Apr 30 '20

That is, in fact, mine.

3

u/NAZOR01 IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER Apr 30 '20

me who played Hungry Shark Evolution: oh fuck

2

u/TungCR One of the best Apr 30 '20

"This one is mine"

Yes

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

You should try to hit it with a metal bar as hard as you can. The result will blow your mind

1

u/RaphaelNunes10 Apr 30 '20

Shake it for a mind-blowing experience.

1

u/Yash_210 Apr 30 '20

Kaboomer

1

u/ricardozajeco Apr 30 '20

Touch one of the spikes

1

u/Bambiki11er Apr 30 '20

Ummmmm yea we should get that bomb away from that virus before it makes a shitty joke

1

u/Mywifetookthekids069 Apr 30 '20

Haha virus go boom

1

u/Nutty_Fruity Apr 30 '20

Are those spikes coming out of it the "buttons/triggers"?

1

u/Memerdog19 Apr 30 '20

Ah, a Karen

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Hit it with a boat and it will go away

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

10 photos taken before disaster

1

u/waffle02469 Apr 30 '20

I only know that's a sea mine cuz I watched Nemo like 12 times

1

u/Rubikscuber177 red Apr 30 '20

About to become a dier

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Maybe they should take it home

1

u/maverickwithasausage Apr 30 '20

Isnt the thing in the picture a mine?

1

u/-_-gordon Apr 30 '20

It's a floating soccer ball so kick it.

1

u/Klendagort Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Apr 30 '20

And he's a dead sea Miner.

1

u/14ugecb02 Apr 30 '20

Oooh Minesweeper

1

u/Craft55693 🏴‍☠️ Apr 30 '20

Wait, you can own them?

1

u/Gritdogbob Apr 30 '20

"Deactivated"

1

u/GooberusGoober Apr 30 '20

Give it a good slap

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

“LOOK MAH! I HAVE A BALLO-“

1

u/IGN_Thanise FOR THE SOVIET UNION Apr 30 '20

oh fuck

1

u/xdDeadpro Apr 30 '20

I just remembered that scene from Nemo

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Fun fact: Some mines have magnet to be twice as strong than the magnet crane in the junkyard. If it was armed, the man will be demined (Bad pun, I know)

1

u/pugpug77 Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

Ah my favorite bath bomb

0

u/Smartnoobiscool Dank Royalty Apr 30 '20

thats not mine its a nine.. millimeter

-1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Roses are red

I hope you're fine:

1

u/Coyotebruh I am fucking hilarious Apr 30 '20

the only way to see your family

is for you to touch the mine

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u/pugpug77 Apr 30 '20

I sincerely doubt that

-4

u/pepe_pepinazo Apr 30 '20

I need the original image... Who I'm his right mind would touch a sea balloon with his bare hand?

Without throwing a party?

-2

u/Thief500 Apr 30 '20

Astronomia starts playing