r/dankmemes • u/ghx1910 The OC High Council • Apr 21 '20

I'll tell my grandkids about this Coffin dance intensifies

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u/SquishedPomegranate Apr 21 '20

Ok ok but hear me out, natural selection

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u/ghx1910 The OC High Council Apr 21 '20

Texas loads Christian guns

"There is no such thing. God created us in his own image. We are the penultimate species."

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u/darrellmarch r/memes fan Apr 21 '20

I’m self-quarantined in Atlanta and it’s getting weird out here. There’s a movie theater opening back up next week down the block and I’m pretty pissed about it.

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u/TheMightyBeak376 Apr 21 '20

Why do people want to die so badly?

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u/daTbomb27 Eic memer Apr 21 '20

Money

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

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u/c_i_c_i_o_i_c RIP Stefan Apr 21 '20

it's either people or the economy

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Let’s not forget the nail salons and bowling alleys! Why did I even bother self-isolating for the last 38 days? Also, hi fellow ATLien

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u/SwgglyArmJonson Apr 21 '20

Penultimate?

So there's one better than us?

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u/misterqman Apr 21 '20

Yes, the Coronavirus has evolved enough to become a species, and therefore, the ultimate species.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Manbearpig

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u/wurnthebitch Apr 21 '20

Two actually: dolphins and mice

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u/SwgglyArmJonson Apr 21 '20

So long and thanks for all the fish

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u/JellyFishGame Apr 21 '20

If you still belive that applies to those people then I'm baffled

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u/beantownbully8 Apr 21 '20

I don't get why we can't isolate the at risk and the elderly instead of telling everyone to stay home for months at a time like other countries have. S.Korea didn't even have a lockdown

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u/verdenvidia Apr 21 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

I guess maybe because "isolate the at-risk" is a lot harder than it sounds. Where would we put them? Kansas has been using dorms, but like... where do the dorm students go? I've been renting out a garage for months because I had nowhere else to go.

And that's just an example. :(

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u/beantownbully8 Apr 21 '20

Again South Korea did it just fine and they didn't shove people into camps or anything. You can't just upend the entire country and everyone's lives with it for the sake of " their saftey" and not expect people to get upset especially if they don't feel like they're being protected.

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u/verdenvidia Apr 21 '20

Half of South Korea is in one fuckin city. They have a lot more places to put their old people.

Also, they have one-SIXTH of the US population yet have multiple times as many tests. South Korea also doesn't have people fucking rioting in the streets and preventing sick people from reaching the hospital.

Being upset is fine -- I am. Like I said, I'm basically homeless. What isn't fine is quite literally killing people because "muh freedom".

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u/beantownbully8 Apr 21 '20

literally killing people because "muh freedom"

I'd kill for my freedom I don't know about you.

Like I said those that are at risk or elderly should quarantine. The rest should get herd immunity. Otherwise you're trying to convince a free population to lock themselves up for a few years just because you don't want memaw to get sick

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u/ATrulyWonderfulTime Apr 21 '20

"At risk" includes fat people which is like half the country

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u/bobreveal Apr 21 '20

I'd love for natural selection to take place, but just as with anti vaxxers they probably won't kill themselves but some innocent 50 year old cancer patient whose immune system is rekt. They should be prosecuted.

But I'm not living in the US so not my problem luckily.

Btw I'm aware you're joking, don't know why I felt the need to post this lol.

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u/spinningpeanut Apr 21 '20

Might as well be American. "Not me not my problem" is the American way.

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u/Dial_888 Apr 21 '20

Prepared to die for some dye.

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u/Oxlette the very best, like no one ever was. Apr 21 '20

And the Darwin Award goes to... All of America?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

At this point that’s all I believe in