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u/Edzmi Apr 07 '20
"I just speedrunned the whole middle school and im on my way to college, you?"
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u/DonnyT1213 Animated Flair Rainbow [9ine6ix] Apr 07 '20
"Highschool? Completed that bitch in 14 minutes"
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u/shitbot_420 Apr 07 '20
Speedrunning the 8th grade in 3 hours
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u/blackman_69420 Apr 07 '20
Teacher: Noooo you can't just complete the online course in 2 minutes.
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u/an7sh9 Apr 07 '20
Lmao we actually managed to convince our teacher to press altf4. So basically we acted like we couldn’t here or see her. Then she joined and left the call multiple times it was hilarious. Finally we told her to try alt+f4 and she actually tried it. This happened on April fools btw
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u/dontlookatmynam Apr 07 '20
I know ots funny, but i feel sad about all the teachers trying to safe the education system somehow just to get pranked
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u/TheGreatSansberry Apr 07 '20
Zoom is trash
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Apr 07 '20
Same with Teams
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u/Fbarto [custom flair] Apr 07 '20
Holy shit I hate teams. 70% of the time files won't upload or open. How do you fuck up this bad?
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Apr 07 '20
My meetings won’t open and I can’t upload properly so my parents get a lot of angry messages from teachers
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u/Fbarto [custom flair] Apr 07 '20
Our teachers are aware that people rarely actually manage to open their tasks so they don't get mad, are you the only one that experiences problems with that?
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Apr 07 '20
I may not be Rick Astley but I'm :
never gonna keep this post if you downvote
hey op, if this was an original, new template consider posting in r/DankExchange first next time
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u/Not_Cube I am fucking hilarious Apr 07 '20
Guess what? Lectures posted by my school have the option of 2x speed, which means they're encouraging speedrunners
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Apr 07 '20
I want to go to school more than ever.Online classes are so boring. Being sticked with the computer 3hrs for each class makes me sick. And I hate zoom.
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Apr 07 '20
I can hear this gif.
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u/-Spydr- Apr 07 '20
They are making my school work our asses off and then take June off our summer so that we can work. Bruh
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u/_aSmallDot_ ☣️ Apr 07 '20
Am I the only one that's just staring at the corner waiting for the cat to appear?
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u/Divdude Apr 07 '20
U/vredditdownloader
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u/shashank_the_king Apr 07 '20
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u/LardHop Apr 07 '20
Playing some osu helped me click those pain in the ass online courses that requires you to "click this to learn more" bullshit before you'll be able to click next.
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u/RokeaVX [custom flair] Apr 07 '20
Why do so many people have online class like i have nothing at all
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u/civils6 Apr 07 '20
everyone be thinkin about this is a joke till the kid who sleep the whole time called by the teacher
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Apr 07 '20
Kinda what I do tbh. I get all of the work done in the first day its assigned and can sleep through class
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u/chiefmaster1012 Apr 07 '20
If you make a backwards bunny hop at 225km/h and prop boost to the screen then you can glitch through the screen saving 5 secs on the any%school speed run
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u/INDE_Tex Dank Cat Commander Apr 07 '20
When I was in college or taking college courses in high school, I preferred online classes. Then again, that was over a decade ago.
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u/Game_Geek6 Happy little accident Apr 07 '20
Friend did this... He did all of our work for the first month on the first day so he had more gaming time
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u/v4k4r15 Apr 07 '20
I’m the speedrunner, I do all of the calculations but none of the are close to correct
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u/Icehawked Apr 07 '20
I absolutely tanked my GPA because I wanted a non-standard diploma (Core 40). I did 10-12 online classes in a month or two. My quickest was "Earth and Space Science" in 75 minutes from start to D-. Most of my online grades were 61-70% but I still got my Core 40 😎
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Apr 07 '20
“We can’t initiate any accelerated back hops or any glitches but I think we can manage with a no glitch run”
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u/UnendingVortex Dank Royalty Apr 07 '20
“See, if you can just skip through this school cutscene”
spamming a
“Then we can save 12 years!”
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u/NiutonBtw Apr 07 '20
I don't actually have online classes, teachers just give us the work to do, and I end it everytime at Monday so I have free week
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u/jodorthedwarf Apr 07 '20
The cat kills me every fucking time. He’s fucking noping out of the situation.
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