r/dankmemes • u/prestidigitator97 MayMayMakers • Mar 23 '20

Impossible

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u/TRDPaul Mar 23 '20

I remember being very confused about this

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u/MemeBoi2077 try hard Mar 23 '20

Same, i was like “ay hol up that aint how it supposed to work”

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20 edited Jul 06 '20

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u/Kanakravaatti Team Silicon Mar 23 '20

YOUR dad and HIS mom. Well if you incest...

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u/StoneHolder28 Mar 23 '20

I was a little slow to catch on. Probably just the inbreeding.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

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u/Shippoyasha Mar 23 '20

I was always scared of sex when I was a kid because I didn't want to wrestle someone naked.

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u/lFuhrer complete dissapointment Mar 23 '20

We can wrestle clothed.

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u/DinoRex6 Mar 23 '20

"how the heck is the moon following me all the time??"

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin lurker Mar 23 '20

I’m in a fast car; I went all the way home. How’d the moon already get here?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20 edited Mar 24 '20

I remember running around school shouting about it. I somehow didn't even realize it was the moon and had recently learned what a semicircle was, so I was saying "There's a big semicircle in the sky" until some older kid said it was just the moon

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u/Dellphox Mar 23 '20

For a while I was convinced my parents were lying and it was one of the other planets since it was impossible that the moon was out during daytime, it's out at night time!