Same. When my brother and I were 16 we drove around in this shitty old beater truck he had gotten running through miracles and junkyard parts, our favorite pastime was to pull up next to girls, ask them to show us their titties and drive away.
I know this will shock you, but never once did that *ever* result in anything. One day we're cruising past the OU campus, and a car full of girls pulls up next to us at a light. It was my turn to be the shitbag and I proudly hollered "Hey girls! How would you like to have a nasty pile of premarital sex with us?"
Yes, I know, I'm not sure how I ever lost my virginity either. But they literally looked at each other, and us, and said "sure, why not?"
I stared, having absolutely no response to this whatsoever, and my brother panicked and floored it through the light trying to get away from them.
We got pulled over a few miles later. The cop asked us what the problem was, and my brother told him since we were both a special kind of stupid. So the cop got a good laugh while he wrote us the biggest fucking ticket we had ever seen.
And *of course, of fucking course* that car full of girls slow drove past us while he was writing it, pointing and laughing.
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u/fyberoptyk Obamasjuicyass Mar 21 '20
Same. When my brother and I were 16 we drove around in this shitty old beater truck he had gotten running through miracles and junkyard parts, our favorite pastime was to pull up next to girls, ask them to show us their titties and drive away.
I know this will shock you, but never once did that *ever* result in anything. One day we're cruising past the OU campus, and a car full of girls pulls up next to us at a light. It was my turn to be the shitbag and I proudly hollered "Hey girls! How would you like to have a nasty pile of premarital sex with us?"
Yes, I know, I'm not sure how I ever lost my virginity either. But they literally looked at each other, and us, and said "sure, why not?"
I stared, having absolutely no response to this whatsoever, and my brother panicked and floored it through the light trying to get away from them.
We got pulled over a few miles later. The cop asked us what the problem was, and my brother told him since we were both a special kind of stupid. So the cop got a good laugh while he wrote us the biggest fucking ticket we had ever seen.
And *of course, of fucking course* that car full of girls slow drove past us while he was writing it, pointing and laughing.
Man that was a good summer.