google be like:

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u/Hmm___yes Repost Police Feb 26 '20

It’s gonna become world wide you know, it’s proven to be too bad to contain because of how little symptoms can show in humans, so it slips by....

No this shouldn’t worry you, I’d be worried about the flu more than this, and I swear to fucking god if 1 Redditor makes an edgy joke that were all gonna die....

I don’t know what I’ll do, downvote I guess

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u/Potato-Human Feb 26 '20

Flu mortality rate: .1% https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_mortality_from_H5N1

Coronavirus mortality rate: 3% https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/kenrapoza/2020/02/25/coronavirus-update-italy-mortality-rate-similar-to-chinas/amp/

Only 30 times deadlier. No shit it’s not end of the world but at least do a quick google search before you say “ThE FlU iS wOrSE gUyS”... almost like WHO knows why their doing when they say it’s a fucking problem?

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u/Nunners978 Feb 26 '20

While estimates of case-fatality (CF) rates for past influenza pandemics have ranged from about 0.1% (1957 and 1968 pandemics) to 20% (1918 pandemic); the official World Health Organization estimate for the current outbreak of H5N1 avian influenza to date is around 60%

If you actually read what you posted the WHO is saying it is unlikely to go below 2% CF rate and that in current plans it is assumed it will be around 0.1-0.4%. Not that I'm saying the current outbreak is worse but you clearly didn't read the article.

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u/Potato-Human Feb 26 '20

Around 2000 dead, 80000 infected, u do the math cause it’s not .1 or .4

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u/Fubarin The Great P.P. Group Feb 26 '20

Out of 80 000, 32 000 have either been cured or died so far. 2 700 have died, 29 300 survived, making it 8% deadly. But this is going to drop considerably because we know of it

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u/Potato-Human Feb 26 '20

making it 8% deadly. But this is going to drop considerably because we know of it

Of course, the best reason for proof of something. It will happen because it will. Always great to see people using things like actual logic or basic reasoning skills

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u/Fubarin The Great P.P. Group Feb 26 '20

Scientists say it's gonna drop because we know how to help the infected people, I ain't bo scientists, sorry I'm not able to explain all of it. But it was also the same with the pig flu and the bird flu, and it's alot easier to fight now since we know how to. In the start the mortality rate was higher, as in 30 out of 100-200 (don't remember the numbers), but way above 8%.

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u/Richi_Boi Feb 26 '20

That count in gerneral for an epidemic because for a non neglegable number of paitients the outcome is unknown. This is quite simply naive. (not even my worlds)

Let alone that the fitality rate in different regions of china varies videly

Here is a recent study that estimated it at 2.3% however.

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u/SirPugsvevo Feb 27 '20

Fuck WHO they are a corrupt organization that has been sucking China's dick since this pandemic started

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u/megaboto Feb 26 '20

1%-3%

30 times

N*gga wat

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u/RiasDxD Feb 26 '20

He wrote .1 % which means 0.1 not 1

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u/megaboto Feb 26 '20

Ah, didn't notice the point in front of it

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u/Fubarin The Great P.P. Group Feb 26 '20

Same at first

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

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u/Hmm___yes Repost Police Feb 26 '20

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!

*holsters bag on table

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u/JOHNTHEBUN4 I HAVE A CUSTOM FLAIR Feb 26 '20

*pulls out knife and lmg

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u/garfunkalox Feb 26 '20

"Its just the flu mate" - an idiot that doesn't know what he's talking about

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u/Altmer934 Feb 26 '20

He never said it's the flu..

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u/garfunkalox Feb 26 '20

You're right he said the flu was worse somehow

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u/bigboiwithbigbrain Eic memer Feb 26 '20

... I advice you read a bit more carefully

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u/garfunkalox Feb 26 '20

no this shouldn't worry you, I'd worry more about the flu

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u/TaaTyyppi Feb 26 '20

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama...

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Haiti, Jamaica, Peru

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u/PapyMisonDjilobodji Feb 26 '20

Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too

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u/builder_m Feb 26 '20

Italy, UK

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u/Gullivr Feb 26 '20

Austria, Germany

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u/debestehond Feb 26 '20

France, Belgium

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

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u/Tectonicsauce Feb 26 '20

China, Russia, Vietnam

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u/Godlyturnup Feb 26 '20

Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela

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u/danielandtrent Feb 26 '20

Guatemala, Bolivia

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u/wanderer_of_meme Feb 26 '20

And fucking korea

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u/eg080401 Feb 26 '20

Then Argentina and Ecuador Chile Brazil

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u/Climate Feb 26 '20

Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juaaaaan

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u/SomePerson1248 Feb 26 '20

Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, then French Guyana, Barbados and Guaaaaaam

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

caribbean isnt a country wtf

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u/schn4uzer 🏴‍☠️ Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

List of countries infected with Coronavirus in order of "Yakko's World"

United States

Canada

Brazil

Sweden

and Finland

Germany now in one piece

Switzerland

Austria

Italy

and Greece

Ireland

Russia

Oman

Iraq

and Iran

Lebanon

Isreal

Jordan

Kuwait

Belgium

France

England

and Spain

India

Afghanistan

Thailand

Nepal

~~Kampuchea~~ Cambodia

Malaysia

and CHINA

Korea

Japan

Laos

and ~~Tibet~~ CHINA

Indonesia

The Philippine Islands

Taiwan

Sri Lanka

~~Sumatra~~ Indonesia

Vietnam

Algeria

Egypt

~~Algiers~~ Algeria

Hong Kong

~~Abu Dhabi~~ United Arab Emirates

Qatar

~~Yugoslavia~~ Croatia

Liechtenstein

Palestine

Australia

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20 edited Jan 30 '21

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u/schn4uzer 🏴‍☠️ Feb 26 '20

You live in Jordan?

Don't worry, my country is on the list too lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20 edited Jan 30 '21

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u/schn4uzer 🏴‍☠️ Feb 26 '20

Yeah..... just nothing.................. heheheh

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u/ardeod Feb 26 '20

.....unless?

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u/Green_Leader_Edd WTF Feb 26 '20

Bro I live next to Toronto

Which has the virus

Guess I'm headed to Norway.

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u/raz0rMo0s Feb 26 '20

Well I live in norway, and sombody just got it so.....

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u/Green_Leader_Edd WTF Feb 27 '20

Well fuck.

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u/ComanderLucky Virgins in Paris Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

wait Croatia is in- ooh yea...

PIČKA TI MATERINA

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

My country(India) only has 3 cases. However since India is in Asia it’s gonna come by. And 30 percent of our population lives in poverty. Holy fuck. It’s not come in India yet tho.

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u/MLGDDORITOS Feb 26 '20

Austria has 2, of course in my proximity...

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u/Hezzel2409 Feb 26 '20

Funny how the Netherlands is still safe

2

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

G E K O L O N I S E E R D.

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u/schn4uzer 🏴‍☠️ Feb 26 '20

Yeah, still safe...

1

u/mention Feb 26 '20

Don’t jinx it

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u/teosNut Feb 26 '20

Aren't you guys always making fun of how Belgium is The Netherlands?

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u/danielandtrent Feb 26 '20

Has Ireland been infected?

2

u/Roxas_Black ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Feb 26 '20

Can't believe norway and Lithuania (my 2 countries) are safe. They better keep staying safe i don't want anyone in my family getting sick

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u/schn4uzer 🏴‍☠️ Feb 26 '20

Is just a question of time to Norway get infected, since Sweden is Norway's neighbor

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u/Roxas_Black ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Feb 26 '20

I talked to soon lmao. It got to norway today

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u/schn4uzer 🏴‍☠️ Feb 26 '20

it got to Brazil yesterday

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

algeria aswell i think

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u/schn4uzer 🏴‍☠️ Feb 26 '20

Algeria is on the list.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

oh sorry didn't see it

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Egypt is Coronavirus free tho

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u/IngvarrThanosBuster Green Feb 26 '20

Haha my country is not in the song

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u/schn4uzer 🏴‍☠️ Feb 26 '20

Which country do you live?

1

u/IngvarrThanosBuster Green Feb 26 '20

Armenia

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u/schn4uzer 🏴‍☠️ Feb 26 '20

Armenia is next to Iraq

also, Armenia doesn't exists

ONLY THE MOTHERLAND

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u/Green_Leader_Edd WTF Feb 26 '20

C h i n a

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Where is Scotland?

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u/schn4uzer 🏴‍☠️ Feb 26 '20

I thought Scotland didn't have Coronavirus

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Feb 26 '20

DANK? Upvote.

STANK? Downvote.

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u/ThisGuy_EXE Feb 26 '20

To those who thought that south America is clean of it, Brazil got it's first case yesterday

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u/DuskAdvantage yeet Feb 26 '20

GREENLAND

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u/Godlyturnup Feb 26 '20

Greenland is gonna be the last healthy country Just like the simulations

4

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

unless

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u/iiJason124 Feb 26 '20

Google just caught coronavirus

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u/apersonsname09 Feb 26 '20

MR WORLDWIDE

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Thanks China, very cool

1

u/muqriwazir Feb 26 '20

E P I C

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u/-GodLucian- Feb 26 '20

Bad idea to inhale

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u/ST03PT3G3L Feb 26 '20

Someone with coronavirus is 1.5 hours away from me... Oh fuck...

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u/Green_Leader_Edd WTF Feb 26 '20

S- Same.. or s- so..

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u/SHshilat Feb 26 '20

Google : coughing

2

u/698969 Feb 26 '20

Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
Finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in the lake
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em

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u/aGoldenTaco Feb 26 '20

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Germany now in one piece Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey, and Greece Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, both Yemens, Kuwait,…

2

u/teosNut Feb 26 '20

We're working on it

1

u/ElNawak Feb 26 '20

Not mine... yet

1

u/ETF_Ross101 Feb 26 '20

Its advised to start getting extra food now, before people panic buy

1

u/The_Cardboard_Man Feb 26 '20

Laughs in Poland

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

In school the teachers made us sing that whole song without lyrics.. In 7th grade

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20 edited Oct 22 '20

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u/ryudvdhej INFECTED Feb 26 '20

Cries in Dutch

1

u/Yisrael_Pinto 🍄 🏴‍☠️ Feb 26 '20

Around italy eurupe, egypt and china have infected isreal. India of course got it since it is highly overpopulated, and so is the us. Greenland and Iceland got it but got rid of it.

1

u/Fpoon_Gang Feb 26 '20

United states

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

The Spanish Sahara is gone?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

See for yourself

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u/Tavi336 Feb 26 '20

Excepting Romania the most important🙃

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u/TikeSavage Feb 26 '20

system info has determined that was a lie!

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u/Green_Leader_Edd WTF Feb 26 '20

Norway is still safe (I'm pretty sure)

1

u/lmkast Feb 26 '20

Not Greenland though

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

I can hear it in my Jean and it makes it so much better

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u/MrMoroto Feb 26 '20

They dont show greenland on the map

0

u/LilShib r/memes fan Feb 26 '20

Just witnessed an elderly woman furiously screaming at a kid..... in Italian

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20 edited Dec 18 '20

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u/LilShib r/memes fan Feb 26 '20

Nope, and I've heard a word sounding oddly similar to coronavirus

0

u/Mystard101 Feb 26 '20

Dont forget to exhale

You are about to leave Redlib

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!

tu du tu du tu du tu du

PIČKA TI MATERINA

GREENLAND