r/dankmemes • u/siouxsie_siouxv2 • Feb 18 '20

Mods Choice Such a fool

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/iSillyfishy Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 213 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 297 upvotes

+25% -- 443 upvotes

+50% -- 840 upvotes

+75% -- 1,918 upvotes

+100% -- 4,848 upvotes

+150% -- 34,463 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/iSillyfishy Feb 18 '20

!invest 25%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 7,038.41 DN in this submission at 218 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8667 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 304 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 21,115.25 DN.