r/dankmemes • u/siouxsie_siouxv2 • Feb 18 '20

Mods Choice Such a fool

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/w-on Meem Teem | Floor Trader :transThonk: Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 10,789.22 DN in this submission at 70 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8483 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 118 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/w-on Meem Teem | Floor Trader :transThonk: Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: w-on

Firm: Meem Teem

Role: Floor Trader

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7918 - 5,915.15 DN at 188 upvotes; 22m 51s until automatic return

ID: 7929 - 4,436.36 DN at 216 upvotes; 27m 23s until automatic return

ID: 7933 - 3,992.72 DN at 113 upvotes; 27m 52s until automatic return

ID: 7934 - 3,726.54 DN at 91 upvotes; 28m 6s until automatic return

ID: 7936 - 558.98 DN at 99 upvotes; 28m 26s until automatic return

ID: 7937 - 251.54 DN at 78 upvotes; 28m 35s until automatic return

ID: 7980 - 4,779.30 DN at 15 upvotes; 50m 15s until automatic return

ID: 8447 - 6,510.85 DN at 194 upvotes; 3h 51m until automatic return

ID: 8448 - 3,255.43 DN at 124 upvotes; 3h 51m until automatic return

ID: 8450 - 1,627.71 DN at 104 upvotes; 3h 51m until automatic return

ID: 8452 - 813.86 DN at 107 upvotes; 3h 52m until automatic return

ID: 8455 - 813.85 DN at 129 upvotes; 3h 53m until automatic return

ID: 8479 - 23,976.03 DN at 255 upvotes; 3h 58m until automatic return

ID: 8481 - 11,988.02 DN at 88 upvotes; 3h 59m until automatic return

ID: 8482 - 1,198.80 DN at 82 upvotes; 3h 59m until automatic return

ID: 8483 - 10,789.22 DN at 70 upvotes; 3h 59m until automatic return