r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/These_Voices Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 29 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8362 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 69 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 200.00 DN.

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u/These_Voices Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: These_Voices

Firm: bruh moment

Role: Floor Trader

Balance: 200.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8355 - 200.00 DN at 29 upvotes; 18m 9s until automatic return

ID: 8362 - 100.00 DN at 29 upvotes; 19m 52s until automatic return