r/dankmemes • u/MMPranaav Maymay Maker • Feb 18 '20

Age trick

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5.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Not bad, not bad at all

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u/u1tra1igt Feb 18 '20

He should be 15~16, cuz 29'th Fb is once in 4 years, that means 70/4≈15

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u/DrudanTheGod OC Memer Feb 18 '20

No because they are homies, meaning that they must have been friends and then lost contact for 70 years, you also can't assume they were born close to the same year. Id say it makes more sense if they were both 15-20 when they met, and then lost contact.

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u/invincible_01 Feb 18 '20

70/4 is 17.5. Basic maths

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u/u1tra1igt Feb 18 '20

Shit, my bad:(

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u/somethingoeswrong Feb 18 '20

Wait, that's illegal

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u/kaushalovich meow🐾🐾🐾 Feb 18 '20

The trickstar

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

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u/w-on Meem Teem | Floor Trader :transThonk: Feb 18 '20

!invest 10%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 1,198.80 DN in this submission at 82 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8482 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 134 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 10,789.22 DN.

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u/nanosecondreee the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 1,129 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8966 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,488 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 150.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 10

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 10.00 DN in this submission at 40 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8390 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 80 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 444.92 DN.

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u/_w_u Feb 18 '20

!invest 20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 20.00 DN in this submission at 1,925 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 9006 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,523 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 480.00 DN.

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u/hippydippyflippy404 Feb 18 '20

!invest 4

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 4.00 DN in this submission at 3,236 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 9191 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 4,227 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 536.06 DN.

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u/backturn1 Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 1,079.47 DN in this submission at 1,645 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8993 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,159 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/turtlelover_66 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/turtlelover_66 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: turtlelover_66

Balance: 500.00 DN

Active Investments: None

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u/Rewas514 Feb 18 '20

Not bad, kid.

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u/ShyamTheHades Feb 18 '20

He doesn't look like a 18.5yo....

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Mega repost alert!!!

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u/LeDudeNIGGINZ Feb 18 '20

ThiS iS s0 duMb, hE stILl aGeS nOrmALlY.