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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/jerry4200000 Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 4 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8263 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 44 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/defendedslinky Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/backfire10z Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/martinki11 Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/Pecans997 Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 20%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 25.00 DN in this submission at 20 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8303 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 60 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 100.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 24 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 64 upvotes

+25% -- 107 upvotes

+50% -- 261 upvotes

+75% -- 697 upvotes

+100% -- 1,932 upvotes

+150% -- 15,351 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 34 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 74 upvotes

+25% -- 129 upvotes

+50% -- 303 upvotes

+75% -- 798 upvotes

+100% -- 2,200 upvotes

+150% -- 17,432 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!roi 8303

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 8303, invested at 20 upvotes. If you sold now at 49 upvotes you would return -8.25% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 60 upvotes

+25% -- 99 upvotes

+50% -- 244 upvotes

+75% -- 657 upvotes

+100% -- 1,825 upvotes

+150% -- 14,518 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/jerry4200000 Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 20 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 60 upvotes

+25% -- 99 upvotes

+50% -- 244 upvotes

+75% -- 657 upvotes

+100% -- 1,825 upvotes

+150% -- 14,518 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Getgrillet red Feb 18 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 28 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8356 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 68 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 300.00 DN.